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I'm kind of just winging it..

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My mom is studding out her large sized dog (Catahoula Leopard) I want a puppy but she's skeptical if I can handle one in a small apartment. I told her it's a puppy or a snake. Her call.

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Getting settled to watch 10 Things I Hate About You and cry. Who's bringing snacks?

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Cool hair @DrHippi_VP Cheers and good luck!

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Ziggory Marley Zaggoris im so sorry i didnt hop naibor's fence,cut open crawl space and save you.i suck #soitgoes.

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@EllenPage We (your loving fans and sisters) can help you "pray the gay away" or play twister...I vote twister.

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BiKE PARTY!!1

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Is this where I voice an opinion? Get crazy old lady out of that #TheGlassHouse she could be dangerous.

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@GlassHouseABC alright I'm sold I'll play along.

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Cheers to the beginings of a video project with "DJHarmon vs Breast Cancer" beach party 2012!

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@ALittleBitWeird -- Neon tiger thermals arn't what they used to be, help save an endangered species. Send me a coupon.

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Facebook friends are kept tidy, Myspace friends are nasty dirty secrets locked behind a forgotten password.

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omg best track ever: http://t.co/m8N5kVG

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A break up post card ..http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/ellostewie/Friend.jpg

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Having to learn Turkish so i can play my new game on iTouch.. when will Apple ever be convenient?

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Wine is thicker than Vodka ..http://youtu.be/HsJcCowYfaM

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I'm not there yet

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My childhood neighborhood Barnes n Noble closed to bring in @WholeFoods ..for this i have mixed feelings.

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Dreaming Big: I'm hoping to get sued by @thekillers for stage prop copyrights in the near future.

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Good News: I'm not pregnant
Bad News: I have the flu
Best News: I'm still not pregnant!

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