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[Jo @Walcifer_]

@WineandCrimePod I originally thought the title was, "Doomsday Peppers" and I was intrigued

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Me: I wished there was more gin in here

Also me:

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Me: I need to sleep early

Also me: I want to finish this Rubik's Cube with one hand before bed.

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Me holding my wife with my phone in my hand.
Some nice random lady: I can take your picture!
Me: That's ok! We're ordering Pizza hut.

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Mainstream media really had 9 year olds singing, "Let me see that thoooonnnnggg"

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Ryan Seacrust Pride ads be like: BUY these supplements so YOU can be out and proud!

[A. @abiz890]

Meredith sitting in the chief’s chair crying and feeling like a prisoner to that hospital perfectly captured how we all feel with this damn show. #GreysAnatomy

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

[Ameerah🌻 @hey_its_meerah]

Never wanted to fight Kate this much in my life. #ThisIsUs

[Jo @Walcifer_]

My mom calling me: These mangos are 80 cents a piece!

Me busy at work: oh, wowww

[Jo @Walcifer_]

*Puts cat tree in my cart at costco*

Everyone: Do you have a caaaat?

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Me looking at Facebook memories: It was her wedding day?

Also me:

[⋆ @loversquarrelI]

"the lover’s montage" euphoria 2x04

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Me watching TikToks my friends send me: Those were good. Good job! 😂

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Ok, how did the ladies get a bunch of red flags in the @HappiestSeason 🙄 and the men got the cutest #SingleAllTheWay

[Jo @Walcifer_]

@AlaskaAir can you help? My niece lost her phone at the Honolulu airport & my sister has been given a 1800 # where customer service in Alabama can't contact the HNL Alaska Airlines center. Checked lost & found, filed a claim, & her phone tracking says it's still at the airport.

[The Recount @therecount]

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) plays a horrific death threat she received following Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (R-CO) recent Islamophobic attacks on her.

Warning: It's incredibly graphic.

[Jo @Walcifer_]

Filipino mom at Costco: Ay, why is it so expensive?
Daughter: Because it's American Girl doll, mom.
Mom: Ay! Get her a Chinese Girl doll!

[Jo @Walcifer_]

I always tease my wife because I never understand her when I ask for a Tagalog to English translation she says things like, "A bird, like Wonder Woman."