Bernard from Gurnard

Oh go on then

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Debbo3496361 How's that?

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@nationalexpress so our holiday of a lifetime got off to an awful start thanks to you cancelling our outward journey to Heathrow. The guy in charge of the coach was next to useless. #awfulcustomerservice

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Debbo3496361 Respect

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Debbo3496361 Don’t tell him your name, Pike!

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@reece_dinsdale The clueless twats club

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@CherlyGsy It’s a very old British plate; it would be worth a lot of money today.

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@DVLAgovuk You reminded me I needed to renew my licence. I followed the guidance online, paid my fee, and you sent me a duplicate licence with the same expiry date. I have contacted you three times to point this out no response. I am starting to get extremely anxious about this.

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Kat14041 Agreed. Signed.

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Argos_Online @ArgosHelpers Hi Dipak,
Thank you for your response. Are you not able to assist me with this on this current thread? I am already disappointed with Argos and you are in danger of losing a loyal customer.

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@Argos_Online very disappointed to discover that I believed I was ordering direct from you via your website that in fact it was a third party provider who presumably pay you, who have taken my money but failed to deliver my product.

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

@suedelacour @DailyPicTheme2 Very Game of Thrones

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

Man who broke police officer’s leg released after just 82 days https://t.co/xR9C7dQ8sm

[Bernard from Gurnard @WalderAdrian]

Passenger with terminal cancer left to sleep on the floor at Gatwick Airport by easyJet https://t.co/IjN9WImfKr

[The Farmer's Dog @FamersDog]

An update and a message from Jeremy.

“Thank you so much for all the kind messages I've had but now, an announcement.”

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Kemi Badenoch put in a long shift at Marks & Spencer yesterday after Percy Pig thief Rachel Reeves tried to scarper with several packets.

Thankfully, Kemi stopped her, and even sneaky Keir Starmer dressed as a lady couldn’t distract her from the job.

{satire}

[Isle of Wight County Press @iwcponline]

Missing woman appeal after 41-year-old last seen in Ryde https://t.co/IxzdEHjqt0

[Frank Bruno MBE 🇬🇧 @frankbrunoboxer]

It is with a heavy heart that I write this. I have just learned of the passing of Stanley Batten. You may remember I asked people for financial help towards a last holiday then Birthday cards for his Birthday. I have been asked by the family to thank you again for your generosity and those of you that sent cards, thank you so much. I am sure you will join me in wishing sincere condolences to his family. RIP Stanley.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Not a great advert for @waitrose I’m sure Jason Tarry will see this and over rule the decision . Come on Jason do the decent thing ! #waitrose @JohnLewisRetail #walkertsmith #eastereggs

[Michael Brown 🌍 @MentalHealthCop]

@thenewmatador @ConstableChaos @waitrose Let's hope so - and moreover, let's hope the gentleman concerned is offered employment with another, frankly better, employer.

[Steve Dresser @dresserman]

Hard to believe the Waitrose story re the shoplifters.

Another PR own goal after the poor lad not given a contract after working for free for some time. He was later given a contract, of course.

We used to chase shoplifters over car parks and in to the nearby terraced streets.