Walk Farce

Exploring the world of horrible pedestrian facilities & the actions of killer motorists. No sympathy for the ruling motoring class.

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@KostelecPlan MAGA Tonsil Hockey

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@peatonx @jraindc @GHSAHQ was the major instigator in the distracted walking myth that the press promoted ad nauseum. They never retracted it in a press release or report.

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@KostelecPlan “You said you wanted a separated sidewalk.”

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@BMW Hi. I’m just here for the ratio.

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@childsafetylink Nothing to add that hasn’t been said already. I’m just here for the ratio.

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@MyFDOT_SEFL @pbcgov Don’t mind me. I’m just checking your ratio.

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@KimleyHorn @mspairport @ACECMN How is a parking garage considered something that contributes to sustainability?
https://t.co/8KH1JsDZy0

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@BensalemPolice I’m just here for the ratio.

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@BoiseStreetDept @IdahoITD @ACHD @IdahoWalkBike @COMPASSIdaho L-A-W-S-U-I-T

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@KostelecPlan Driven by the ghost of George Jones?

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@KostelecPlan @MiamiBeachPD @MyFDOT @MyFDOT_Miami “Lookie there. If that SUV hit you while you were in the crosswalk and had the walk sign we would coach them to say you darted out of nowhere. We would tell the press that the driver stayed on scene and is cooperating. We would conduct no investigation because we hate paperwork.”

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@KostelecPlan @MiamiBeachPD @MyFDOT @MyFDOT_Miami “See that. It’s proof that you’re better off driving. That way my department and FDOT don’t need to waste time considering your safety. Now, go get in a car and drive everywhere just like my fellow officers and FDOT employees do.”

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@KostelecPlan The blood is on the hands of @GHSAHQ for creating the distracted walking myth. The have never detected it or asked media outlets for correction.

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@KostelecPlan How many extra white male engineers do we need to completely destroy these black neighborhoods with interstates?

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@WalkFarce @jraindc @BethOsborneT4A @NHTSAgov @GHSAHQ Some states - and Canadian provinces - have floated distracted walking legislation based on this rubbish. It’s in the system now. https://t.co/pFBIdriCPC

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@martynschmoll @jraindc @BethOsborneT4A @NHTSAgov @GHSAHQ Having to deal with stuffed Crosswalk Crabs here in Maryland along with other resulting campaigns is the lingering affect

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@jraindc @BethOsborneT4A @NHTSAgov @GHSAHQ Motorist speed. Not motorists speeding. Saying motorists speeding assumes the speed limits were set to a safe limit to start with, which they are not in most urban areas.

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@martynschmoll @jraindc @BethOsborneT4A @NHTSAgov @GHSAHQ Too late to put that genie back in the bottle.

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@jraindc @BethOsborneT4A @NHTSAgov @GHSAHQ February 2020

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@KostelecPlan Crossing the road always feels like a trip to the proctologist.