The Borough just passed regulations banning single-use plastic bags (and straws). Meanwhile in our household, this is a sampling of what we bring home on a regular basis.
“Schools are quick to blame everyone and everything but themselves for the failures of American education. To them, every bad teacher is the exception and every bad parent is the rule.”
— Thomas Sowell
Toronto man leaves municipal workers speechless when he gives a Taxpayer Acknowledgment where he explains that their entire bloated bureaucracy is funded by the noble Canadian Taxpayer.
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I own a small bakery. Business has been slow. Rent is up. I was thinking about closing.
Last Friday, a teenager came in. He looked nervous. He counted out change for a cookie. He was short 50 cents.
"It's okay," I said. "Take it."
He ate it at a table, looking at his math homework. He looked stuck.
I used to be a math tutor.
I walked over. "Quadratic equations?"
He nodded. "I don't get it."
I sat down and helped him for 20 minutes. He got it. He left smiling.
The next day, he came back with two friends. They bought cookies.
The day after that, five kids came.
Apparently, he told the school, "The lady at the bakery helps with homework."
Now, my bakery is the after-school hang-out spot. It's loud. It's messy. There are backpacks everywhere.
Yesterday, I found a note in the tip jar. It was wrapped around a $20 bill.
"Thanks for helping my son pass math. A Mom."
I'm not closing the bakery.
I think I finally found my purpose.
It's not cookies. It's community.
There is no more powerful, legitimate political weapon than well-executed ridicule.
This brilliant dude should take his act from Durham, NH, to every state legislature and town council in the country that behaves similarly. I could keep his schedule booked for years in Illinois alone.
Our Town Council keeps raising taxes.
So I showed up with an English Lord’s wig to speak in *favor* of taxes.
“If you can’t pay your taxes…don’t be poor.”