JohnnieWalkerBlu6

Close your eyes....

Take a deep breath........And fart and poop

Supporter of @Mittaria_Origin

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

Moral of the story: In 2050, Ethereum didn't moon... it just kept gaslighting everyone into believing tomorrow is the day it finally flips Bitcoin.HODL responsibly. Or don't. Either way, the fees will get you.

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

The year is 2050. Ethereum has finally "solved scaling" — by turning every transaction into a full-length TED Talk delivered by Vitalik Buterin’s AI clone, who pauses dramatically every 3 seconds to say "gas fees are a feature, not a bug."

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

And Vitalik? He's chilling on Mars (because Earth gas fees were too high), tweeting single-word replies like "based" to every major announcement, while his brain is uploaded to the blockchain as an oracle that only answers questions about soulbound tokens and quadratic funding.

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

We are down even as gold surges.

Historically, crypto rallies 15 -35% a week to 2, post CNY. Honestly, it's looking very bleak right now.

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

CNY - what crypto done in the past

"pre-holiday dip, post-holiday rally."

Why? Who cares, but Pre-CNY Asian traders/investors are cashing out for holiday spending/travel. Reduced liquidity as markets in China/Hong Kong thin out or close.

During CNY Trading quiets down, volatility can drop

Post-CNY Strong recoveries — historical averages of 15–35% rallies in BTC, with some years seeing 20%+ gains.

It's all astrology, so your own fault if you lose money

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

@NolaDubose @Jesii_ca_M this wins 'tweet of the day'

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@justinsuntron @consensus_hk So many people glazing it's so cringe

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

@Matt_Pinner Cumstain Crater

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

@reidhoffman No one believes you, you fat fat, ugly bitch ass

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

@TiffanyFong They let @SBF_FTX out of prison for a day

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

Jerome Powell himself is a member of the Alfalfa Club, a secretive, invitation-only Washington D.C. group founded in 1913. It's historically been exclusive (barring women and Black members for much of its existence until the 1970s), with no press allowed, and attendees include politicians, CEOs, billionaires, and bundlers who fund campaigns. Powell was inducted in 2018 (right around his Fed Chair nomination), and events there have included lavish after-parties at places like Jeff Bezos's home. It's the epitome of crony networking—where power players mingle away from public scrutiny.

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

Annual inflation rate (year-over-year): +2.4%, down from +2.7% in December 2025

Jerome "Always Behind" Powell's ignorance and deliberate retention of high interest rates made ordinary people suffer

He is still distraught by the money printer go brrr meme

[JohnnieWalkerBlu6 @WalkerBlu6]

Remember, these scumbags, Central bankers, Wall Street insiders, and politicians are made by a small, insulated group of elites in their own "private club," while everyday people are left vulnerable to the fallout—higher mortgage payments, costlier loans, squeezed budgets—without real say or recourse.