walker

i have no idea what i’m doing

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

@Irish_fan_81 @RedditCFB Bevo was actually named before the branding took place. BUT, the branding is directly tied to this event. iirc, shortly after losing the owl mascot and being unable to re-steal it or get revenge by some other form, a group of students went down to Austin and branded Bevo instead

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

@blankhellscape GOTTA get up to Alaska

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

@blankhellscape

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

At this point put him in a United shirt and get him out there

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

a tiktoker dropped one of the hardest Sketch Sidemen Charity Match edits of all time with nearly 1M likes 🤯🔥

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

I am imploring your social media intern to take 30 seconds and google where saguaro cacti grow

[Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰 @OhioStAthletics]

DUB.

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

Me with no relation whatsoever to the country of San Marino:

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENED: SAN MARINO IS PROMOTED TO THE NATIONS LEAGUE C.

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

@JosephManero @EvilMopacATX What a gem, love that place

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

Put this straight into my bloodstream

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

A FINISH YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE! 😱

ALEX SEDRICK LEADS TEAM USA TO THE FIRST-EVER OLYMPIC RUGBY SEVENS MEDAL FOR THE UNITED STATES ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME! 🥉 #ParisOlympics

[Lucas Naylor @PirsigPerson]

Acetaminophemininomenon

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

I will die on the hill that Champagne is for everyday and not just celebrations

[New York Post @nypost]

Champagne sales slump due to lack of ‘celebration’ and joy in the world, industry execs say https://t.co/79wrueL1TK

[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

As someone who went from CST to EST, this is correct

[The Fattest General @colorscolorsr]

Living on US Central Time is natural and healing. All other time zones are damaging to the psyche and will eventually kill you.

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

PUT THIS INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GIOOOOOO 🇺🇸

🎥 » @CBSSportsGolazo

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

@ByCASimmons possible unpopular opinion: i think the stack looks better in white than it does in gold

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

:(

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

GB 48 - 32 DAL
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before, most recently on December 30, 2018.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

You’ve made it, everyone.

This is the final Saturday of college football for the season.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

My annual post about how Daniel Stern should have been nominated for an Oscar for the Home Alone movies. And then of course the annual post of the perfect line read.

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if I don’t laugh I’ll cry

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The more student debt you have, the greater the odds you own a home — because higher debt tends to mean more education, which boosts earnings, per Bloomberg.

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[walker @WalkerNorthcutt]

why are we like this

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Final in Trinidad.