Mitch

My life is dope and I do dope shit------------IG: Mitchmontgomery

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Today on: Who Wears It Better

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I need some alcohol to absorb all that food up

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They also call themselves "The News Station" on tv. Wtf is this place we call "Florida"....?

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In Orlando and I've heard more gnarly news on the local channel in the last 10 minutes than I have heard in the last 2 years

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Then once we land, a SEPARATE woman pulls out a point and shoot camera and takes a selfie with the flash on... really confused I'm not sure what happen on that airplane

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On my flight out of Baltimore and 2 people across from me, unrelated to each other whip out an IPod nano and Video. Now I don't know much about Baltimore but I think it's still 2008 here...

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Mark Ruffalo came into the shop, noticed the Avengers logo tattooed on my co workers arm, took a picture of it, and sent it to Robert Downey Jr.

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Thanks to the pimped out van with the 55" tv mounted inside that's parked in front of the store, I get to watch Christmas Vacation while I work

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Thought I was about to have front row seats to a street brawl from my apartment but it turned into the softest 10-way bro on bro makeup hug...I fucking hate douche bags, at least entertain me if you're going to wake me up at 2am

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I haven't been taking enough naps since college

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Recently blew out a candle too aggressively and got hot wax in my eye. That rivaled the pain of the hiccup-sneeze

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The heater appears to be putting up a good fight. But I think it will go east wall in 5 rounds

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Dude walks into a full the sauna at the gym, headphones blaring Eminem and starts sparring and rapping along... social norms. Look into them please

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This is what a layover in Portland will do to you

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I shut my eyes for takeoff and twice I think I'm in the air and look out the window to see I'm still at the terminal

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I can't say I've come very far in a year...

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Nothing says "aspiring young professional" like an ice cream sandwich for breakfast followed by blow drying my socks and boxers dry before my final review

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You ever go back and wonder what tf you were thinking at a particular moment?

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Strollin' to the party like my name is El Ninio

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I just walked past Tyrone Biggums. From the beanie to the shoes, SPOT on with no intention, I'm sure 😂 And he was a crackhead. That was magic

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@OGFuckBoiiii Holy shit what a throwback 😂

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Finally picked a karaoke song I know the words to

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Looks like the ducks numbered their own jerseys with electrical tape today

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Met a dude with gold grillz and a dude with no teeth today.. yet to befriend anyone similar to me but what's new