ScottWalker Thoughts

full time politician, part time thinker (parody).

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Vice president pence told me to pull his finger. i had no choice but to oblige

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on the first episode of my new podcast i tell the story of how i finally went into the spooky dark basement for the first time last week

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Siri search the web for how to claim unemployment benefits

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mr president i finally finished all of my minion shaped mac n cheese in one sitting and i am here to claim my prize

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you do not set the thermostat at 69. i will not have that in this christian household

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made tonette check for hurricane florence under my bed

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had another night mare about minions last night. slept with the light on

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it is imperative that we fund the space force in case a real life Star Wars movie occurs. are there any scientists working on anti-lightsaber technology. contact me

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attention #young people: i am declaring November 6th fortnite marathon day. play fortnite all day, do not stop for any reason. also please do not google 'election day'

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matt helped me make this new thing called a “bitmoji”. boy do i love that little guy he looks just like me only smaller

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it is so interesting, how eating the whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins can makes one's tummy hurt so bad

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i want a really large hamster cage so i can run around in the tubes

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I am a strong proponent of a northern border wall. it is because of those moose. I don't trust them

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can't wait for the new episode of young sheldon

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we should give the class gerbil an AR-15

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filled up my external hard drive with pictures of bruce springsteen

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thinking about doing a search on Bing for how to cook a grilled cheese

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Artist's rendering of how I would look if I was famous racecar 'lightning mcqueen'

#KACHOW
#LightningMcScott

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Tonette bought me a Happy meal. I refuse to eat this. I already have this toy

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using the budget surplus to get V bucks on fortnite