El Piñero

Redneck Latino gay Boy Scout for US Congress!! P.S. This is a PARODY account! ;-)

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

Aww shucks, deep down I'm just a country boy from rural Whatcom County... A gay, Latino, Ivy League-educated country boy #SimpleLife

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

I'm very impressed with our neighbors to the north. I'm almost Canadian! By that I mean I'm from right near Canada...

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

By day I'm the mild-mannered Brady Walkshaw… But by night I'm… EL PIÑERO #IsHeTheHeroWeNeedOrTheHeroWeDeserve

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

“Young, sharp, progressive, and with a pine-scenty freshness! (Don’t ask me how I do it…) " #WholePackage #ELPIÑERO

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

Hey did you know Piñero means “pine-man” in Spanish!? No wonder I want to preserve our state’s natural resources!!

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

You know you're a Latino redneck when… Your favorite food is roadkill fajitas #WhatcomCountyStyle

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

@coaldestroyer16 I don't know anything about that! I'm actually just a corn-fed country boy from Whatcom County #WABornAndBred #ApplePie

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

@jessepiedfort @sydbrownstone Oooo oooo can I be on cable news?? That sounds really exiting and a great way to talk about all my ideas!!

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

@sydbrownstone But gee, you know, parody just isn't in my nature... That could hurt somebody's feelings! #cantwealljustgetalong

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

@sydbrownstone Oh goodness me!! Well I vow to try really hard and achieve at least solid results!! Vote for me and you'll see!! :) :) :)

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

Gee golly willikers I made a friend!! https://t.co/uH9T8Ed4oV

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

WHOOPEE!! Just made a new friend today! @JoeNoRelation Let's have a slumber party and talk about infrastructure!! :)
https://t.co/BlJp96vk7h

[El Piñero @Walkinshucks]

Lordy! A landslide's rewarding in its own way, but a nail-biter's way more fun!! #Sportsmanship #AlwaysTheBestPolicy https://t.co/3Y6iHtv8RF

[Enrique Cerna @enriquecerna]

Joe McDermott concedes in 7th CD race @KCTS9 @Crosscut #waelex