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I keep forgetting that other people can see my bio.

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Chief Brown: “What do you think Leroy? This triple murder looks like an open and shut case - Boxcar Joe’s prints are everywhere and he even confessed to the crime.”

Encyclopedia: “Bugs Meany did it.”

Chief: “Are you sure?”

Encyclopedia: *nods*

Chief: “Bugs will fry for this.”

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Same energy

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@hghstwrt oh boy, I forgot that the British Bulldog had dreads

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Friday afternoon. Should I keep working or should I

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I don’t know what’s happening here but I like it.

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@wedontexisthere Looks like she’s mid-lobotomy

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When me and the boys hear that Pizza Delight slide whistle.

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Who decided butterfly was a good way to swim? It looks awful.

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Pretty sure I can beat Serena*

*At hockey. Unless she can play. Oh God, can she play?? Does she have skates? You know what, I take it back. Forget it.

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Men’s Field Hockey 🥴 #Olympics

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I will never betray my brand

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Ah yes, these must be Braille for “pee” and “giant dump”

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Me: can dog eat bloated rat carcass

Internet: this is fine

Me: can dog eat 2 grapes

Internet: call vet ASAP!!!!

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Same energy

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All the rich boys not even going into real space. Call me when you get to Jupiter ya big stupid baby.

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Bezos: I will be the first man to walk on the sun

Me: 👍👍👍

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Baseball players are big boys that chew gum at work.

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Me, watching the Rays bullpen absolutely dominate the #BlueJays

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Listening to my kids watch Pokémon and Pikachu really needs to chill the eff out.