Wallace Powers

I light up your life....no seriously I'm an electrical engineer.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Let’s go boys

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Wallace Powers @WallacePowers]

@BunkiePerkins Only Heel I recognize

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Wallace Powers @WallacePowers]

Hopefully he can get to 9

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Head coaches with 5 consecutive seasons of 11+ wins:

Bill Belichick
Andy Reid
Tony Dungy
Tom Landry
SEAN MCDERMOTT

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

"I completely hate candy corn"

All time Mike Leach moment 🤣

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

When my wife is saying our goodbyes at the party and hears me crack a fresh beer

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

[Wallace Powers @WallacePowers]

@FWordsPod @StoneyKeeley Damn bro. Tag me next time.

[Wallace Powers @WallacePowers]

@RickyBobbyBets Seriously, he’s just so good right now.

[Wallace Powers @WallacePowers]

@RickyBobbyBets @oddscheckerUS LFG Rory

[Jessica Benson @jessbensontv]

Big month for UK disappearing acts.

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

me at 11:00pm on a night out // me at 11:05pm on a night out

[staid @staidindoors]

it is impossible to be a man in 2024. u can visit the bass pro shop aquarium but you're not allowed to jump in. if u do they criticize u for having your dick out, then laugh when they cant see it. they put urns big enough to climb in at parties, but not big enough to climb out of

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

A new Grimace has been chosen

[James @exhaustdata]

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

[Cody’s Free World Cup Bets @CodyBrownBets]

Christmas parlays…

🇺🇸 NBA/NFL Parlay (+822)
🏈 NFL Parlay (+330)
🏟️ Ravens @ Niners SGP (+400ish)

❤️ Tap like if you’re having a bet today.

[Mpb @matchpo1ntbets]

ZVEREV EARLY BREAK. WHAT A POINT!!!