Wallace Sock

Purposeless and partnerless, I struggle to find my place in this world, this hallway, and the Internet.

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder yes. But that is a much cooler tan line! People LOVE socks. Trust me. #SockLinesAreSexy

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder that's why you should ALWAYS wear socks with your sandals!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@funkemasterkae @missanissawiant This tweet is the pits! Get it? Like a peach pit? #SocksTellingDadJokes

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder yeah, most of my hair is really just hair from the floor that got stuck to me. It's pretty gross. I prob shouldn't style it

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder that's really great! I never know what to do with my hair...

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@missanissawiant by being amazing!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@hurricaneaudra, she's a lovely young lady who made a lost sock feel like a star! It takes a special lady to make such a special lady!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@tessa_stahlhut you guys looked great! Hope you wore some cute socks with those killer dresses!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

HOW DO I GET THIS JOB!!! https://t.co/uPKMVzGjT3

[Happy Socks @HappySofficial]

Rockin' & Stylin' 🎸 📷 @marc_gmarti 💕 #HappySocks #Triangle #HappyPlaying #HappinessEverywhere

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

Wow... The dream, guys. https://t.co/iD57dgMc8p

[Happy Socks @HappySofficial]

No need to rush. 💙 📷@rejskatt #HappySocks #HappinessEverywhere #HappySocksUnderwear https://t.co/sxhAW6WnlW

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@missanissawiant I started Laundry Day put together and fell apart. Now I'm an international Sock of Leisure. Keep at it, you've got this!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@missanissawiant... Aw, I miss you too!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder Just keep being yourself, that way when your match finds you, they'll recognize you right away!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@ChickenTHINHder I like how people start single, and after they meet the right person become a pair. Socks start paired and often separate.

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@tessa_stahlhut wow! Nice sock!

[Happy Socks @HappySofficial]

Take a breather in #HappySocksAthletic! 📷 @vincualize #HappinessEverywhere #HappySocks

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@tessa_stahlhut what you need are some good, warm socks!

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@tessa_stahlhut you're as good as you ought to be, better than most, but only a glimmer of what you will be! Just keep being you! #PepSock

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@missanissawiant OR... And hear me out... You could get a man that's WOOOOOL! #SockFlirt

[Wallace Sock @WallaceSock]

@missanissawiant try being a sock! It's like, "Hey, I'm more than just your dirty laundry! I have dreams."