🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️

||she/they || Princess of Genovia || Queer || 28.3.19

[🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️ @Wallibob96]

Told Stephen that the new £20 notes were scratch and sniff and smelled like thistles. Cunt actually tried it.

[🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️ @Wallibob96]

Drinking tomato soup from a can in from of the cupboard is defo a sign of good mental health right? Am I winning?

[🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️ @Wallibob96]

Hello Hi! Any Ayr/shire based creatives - I want to know what you think!

Pls do me a big favour n answer these three qs x

https://t.co/y7oAgXrppt

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Remember that Americans think we get thrown in jail for any minor anti-establishment utterance, but I dare an SNL US cast member to say anything like this and see what happens. Most propagandised people on the planet.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Is education in America illegal?😅🤦🏼‍♂️

We aint satan worshippers we don’t believe in Satan either 😅

[🦇Honky Tonk Girl🦇 @IQWrestler]

I miss her, man

[Jasmine(Mouth Almighty)Kennedie @jasminekennedie]

*allegedly* This man messaged me on Grindr wanting to take me out on a sushi date 3 months back and ghosted me an hour before the date…… 😂👀☠️

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

I wanna be this lobotomized

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

Anti-Communists learning that their entire worldview was shaped by Epstein pedophiles

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I’m always proud to be your Aunt Dolly 💖 @MileyCyrus

[Josh (maybe) @joshandr3ws]

Tomodachi Life is beautiful where else can RuPaul and Charlie Kirk become such good friends

[🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️ @Wallibob96]

Well shit, how are yall doin

[🧜‍♀️selkie🧜‍♀️ @Wallibob96]

Plushia spotted in Glasgow behind bars

[jo 𖤐 @koprogoore]

got this 5 at work today. ? Bitch that’s the lincoln memorial

[ℭ𝔬𝔭𝔦𝔞'𝔰 𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 ℜ𝔞𝔱 …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @CardenalPlushia]

Every time I read about someone defending allegations against artist bc "I'm close friends with them, I know them", all I can think of is: Honey, there were serial killers with partners and kids who didn't know their husband/dad had d**d people in their own basement. Just saying.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Fucking stop using AI

[bosmsoz @BossMoz]

like i knew from the masked photo he was probly hot but it keeps cracking me up that he's like, personal trainer hot