Matt Wallisa

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

@poopydicknick Get off my lawn

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

Bad throw but we have our first dildo.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

.@Sam_Hubbard_ scores his first TD to extend the lead!

THE SECOND TD FOR THE DEFENSE.

#MIAvsCIN #SeizeTheDEY

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

VICTORY MONDAY!

https://t.co/KpeqK4RKUm takes you inside the #Bengals locker room after a tough road win in Atlanta. #CINvsATL #SeizeTheDEY

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

Safe to say you’re playing this week after seeing you run full speed yesterday? @Joe_MainMixon

[Paul Dehner Jr. @pauldehnerjr]

The #Bengals final drive in Atlanta, proved they have the guts for the glory. Hard to believe all they overcome on the way to the Dalton to Green highlight. Not hard to believe it signals something bigger. https://t.co/lEQhalNNTL

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Dolphins coach Adam Gase says DE William Hayes, who has 2 sacks, is out for the season with a torn ACL. The injury occurred the he was trying to not put his bodyweight on the QB.

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

@Solkrates Wow

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Michigan football starting to resemble vintage Jim Harbaugh team https://t.co/MeXN78jO3C

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

For the second straight week, Khaleke Hudson has been ejected for targeting.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Buffalo CB Vontae Davis apparently retired at halftime during the Chargers-Bills game Sunday.

"He said he's not coming out. He retired..."
—Bills LB Lorenzo Alexander

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

With tonight’s win over the #Ravens, the #Bengals improve to 2-0 this season and winners of 4 straight dating back to last year. From the abyss, Marvin Lewis and company have come on strong. That front 4 has to be more menacing than most. Good start

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Bengals are the first team to score at least 34 points in each of their first 2 games since the 2013 Broncos, who went on to reach Super Bowl XLVIII.

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

@nflcommish ur a bitch

[Sam Sweeney @SweeneyABC]

BREAKING: An Emirates A380 in quarantine at JFK Airport right now awaiting CDC officials after about 100 passengers became ill with fevers over 100 degrees and coughing. Flight 203 had just arrived from Dubai.

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

@Mulvstar @adamhowaniec Pulled it outta my ass

[Matt Wallisa @WallisaSports]

@Mulvstar @adamhowaniec call em matt Damon

[Bleacher Report CFB @BR_CFB]

The Chip Kelly era gets off to a rough start as UCLA drops 26-17 against Cincinnati

[RJ Bell @RJinVegas]

$100 on Cincinnati (+14.5) to upset UCLA outright paid $480