Mike Truk ⛁

profesional business owner , married

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@CuckSwarm no Because i reread my Note on my Phone about it Today and its Not as Cool as i Thought it was.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Just Invented a New Instrument.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@toomuchistrue H B D - Hearty Big Dog ❤️

[ROPE @ropefuel]

did i do something stupid and youre not telling me

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@CuckSwarm Can’t Someone Will Steal my Invention and Make Millions

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Yeah i Have BPD - Berries , Pralines and Dates!

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Sometimes they Make Sense.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Most of My Knowledge Has Been Gleaned From the Ether and is Therefore Difficult to Explain

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Say things that Make Sense but i Don’t Know Why They do

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@guerre_doctrine Beautiful Bird and i Hope You are Enjoying Your Time Together and Happy Birthday 🎈

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

I Need You to Text Me at Around 4AM Every Morning and Remind me not to Eat 1500+ Calories Seconds before i Lay Down and Sleep For 10 Hours

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@clernck i Appreciate your Depth of Thought. Perhaps, the Guy Who Farts and Burps is Fed the Same Meal 3 Times a day for 3 Days prior to the Taping of the Episode so that His Burps and Farts are Consistent.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Game Show Where a Guy Farts and You Gotta Guess what He Ate and Once an Episode a Contestant can Ask the Guy to Burp and Smell that For an Advantage

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@clernck Don’t Bring Logic Into this.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@cowboyroland Nah Bro its Chill.

[Erin @LambLover111]

Requesting an audience with the emperor

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

My Wife and JoeBox are the Only Good Things in My Life Right Now

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

The Worst Thing About Society is that it is Considered “Rude” to Tell Someone to Be Quiet or Stop Speaking to You

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Need to Spend a Year of My Life Screaming and Crying and Bashing My Fists Into a Pulp on Anything i See so i Can Be Normal Again

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Some Days You Wake Up and Spend the Whole Day Waiting For Tomorrow