Mike Truk ⛁

profesional business owner , married

[noah @angelpetrol]

Deleting tweets should make your phone heat up so much it burns your hand

[passionate peter @w0rldmap]

Went to the beach. Didn’t do fuck all for my bad attitude. This world is pure shit

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@SoakUpThe_Sun Me Too but Sometimes i Get to Feel it From the Other End

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Do You ever Talk to Somebody and Wonder if they Are Actually Sentient ? Do You Ever Have a Conversation with Somebody and it’s Like if Your Dog Could Talk ?

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@postergf420 Now you Got me Thinking about Rivers Cuomo in a Dress Again

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I want to die.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Babe i Can’t Rub Your Back because that’s a Yetzer Hara Trap. Honey, You Know i can’t Do the Dishes! It’s a Yetzer Hara Trap! Huh!? You Want me to Go Down on You ? Guess What … Yep! Yetzer Hara Trap.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@jobuwokc What is It. i Don’t Know what i Like

[slop @slopcheck]

@moth_ball_ there is almost enough hate in the world it's just misplaced

[verdant gel @verdant_gel]

Thickums J. Foid, Esquire

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Bitch i Hate Gay Halloween ! What do You Mean Your Gonna Kill Yourself ?

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@tayyweer Could still be a Weird Dream i Had

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@tayyweer Glad to Hear This is a Real Thing that Happened and Not Just a Weird Dream i Had

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

when I get angry at school, my friends hold me back because I'm way stronger than all the other kids. and sometimes, if I'm really angry, my eyes turn red. no joke.

one time I got so mad, my eyes turned a glowing blood red. then the whole school had to go on lockdown.

no joke.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

theNew President of the United States Should be a Really Fat Guy With Down Syndrome

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i need to be horizontal all day long or i'll die

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@PanderShirts You Are So Fucking Stupid That it’s Kind of Unbelievable

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Guys Who Don’t Like Hairy Women Are Gay. Guys Who Don’t Like Women Who Look Like Dudes Are Gay. Guys Who Don’t Eat Pussy Are Gay.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

@panoptisean Why are they so Mad why does Everybody Hate Randy so Much