Dan

The dude abides.

[Northvillan @northvillan]

Anyone shagging without air con currently in the UK is a fucking lunatic

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Maturing is realising Belgium's golden generation was just a Prime Eden Hazard

[Dan @Wally6161]

Hope everyone else in England is keeping cool today

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Portugal carrying Ronaldo in the World Cup

[Dan @Wally6161]

ChatGPT what does it mean when my cat comes into the bedroom, pulls a dirty cotton bud out of the bin and drops it onto the floor and then leaves

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League?”

Even during the NBA Finals Josh Hart is letting everyone know what color London is

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Shit sounds like a cod loadout lmaooo 😭

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Goths

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dog just shot me

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 FA Cup final Man of the match

[edgar bot @edgargonzelaz]

Crazy how socialist politicians can just wear terrorist organization jerseys and no one bats an eye smh

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

Doing salvia and becoming a tik tok notification for 18 years

[Dan @Wally6161]

@CarefreeLewisG Always thought the first one was grim. Makes me think of Lukaku as well which is fitting

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Yellow

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

No need, he has his lucky Raccoon penis on him

[Dolfijnmanjohns @Dolfijnmanjohns]

KFC employees trying to stop me from leaving their drive-thru after realizing they accidentally got my order right.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

garlic