Wallz O.H.M.

Dark... Devious... Dangerous... Gamer... Loved by many, adored by some, Worshipped by none... #Gunner, #Bianconero, #Nerazzuro

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

Felix probably has a credit history you are not aware of...

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

@DripWallpaper @grok who is the character in this wallpaper

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

The Akatsuki robe needed no introduction... the red clouds on the black background were intimidating enough... then again, the simple back and white contrast of the Captains' robes with the number stamped on the back were just *Chef's kiss*

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

Which anime fit goes the hardest?

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

@trigottista @grok what is the reason for this tweet? Did something happen recently?

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

An unfair comparison, imo. There's a decade and tech upgrades between the animes

[Aman CW: Shippuden @Amanposting]

Same Animator but in a better studio

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

@zmurc Can't believe no one mentioned Rias or Rangiku

[Arichain 🟥 @Arichain_]

ARI CREATOR OF THE WEEK: Announcing the First Honored Creator 🔥

We are proud to present the works of four artists selected for the first Hall of Fame in the Creator Program, created to celebrate the culture and community of Arichain.

@diannheto (1st)
@CryptixPsyche (winner)
@Bishnub34 (winner)
@nitra_dt (winner)

(Follow the creators of Arichain)

[Michelle 🟥ㅣArichain @Ari_Michelle9]

Reminder to Arichain Community

I am writing this message to share some updates regarding Arichain.

Our team is fully aware of and takes seriously the delays in roadmap execution and information disclosure that were initially promised. We are carefully considering these matters with a heavy sense of responsibility.

Arichain has successfully completed its private sale and is currently restructuring its initial mainnet model with the addition of new core members. We are rebuilding it based on more competitive and robust technology.

I personally feel a deep sense of responsibility regarding the delays in the roadmap I had previously shared. While I sincerely apologize for these delays, I want to assure you that Arichain is fully committed to building strong fundamentals and sustainable competitiveness.

Since the launch of our testnet in January this year, Arichain has been steadily growing and improving.

Our vision and mission remain clear: to ensure that Arichain does not become a project that disappears or damages the community through irresponsible actions like dumping, as some market concerns suggest.

As I have always emphasized, we are determined to become a true game-changer in the Web3 space and continue moving forward toward that goal.

@Aiden_Arichain - Strategy Lead
@Ari_Michelle9 - Marketing Lead
@haeriweb3 - Community Manager

Great things take time, and we are truly building something valuable.

Thank you to the Arichain community for being with us.

[Michelle 🟥ㅣArichain @Ari_Michelle9]

Out of the total 20 winners, 10 more will be announced later today.

thanks

[Arichain 🟥 @Arichain_]

The Arichain Creator Program is currently ongoing

Check out the diverse creations from Arichain and showcase your own talents!🎉

[Aiden 🟥ㅣArichain @Aiden_Arichain]

Funny how long I chased speed and numbers—
thinking that was all that mattered.

But maybe it was never about how fast.
Maybe it was always about how we build.

[Michelle 🟥ㅣArichain @Ari_Michelle9]

We are aware of the issue regarding the point distribution, and our development team has resolved the error.

The points will be distributed sequentially within the next 24 hours.

Thank you, as always.

[Wallz O.H.M. @Wallz_Gidi]

@Arichain_ Points have not been added to our overall amount for about 4 days. Admin, pls look into it

[Michelle 🟥ㅣArichain @Ari_Michelle9]

Thank you to everyone who participated. PIKI is set to become a key social DApp within the Arichain ecosystem.

[Arichain 🟥 @Arichain_]

Bug bounty event application closed ❤️

Thank you to everyone who participated in the bug bounty for PikiTalk, the Social-Fi platform of the Arichain ecosystem.

We are currently reviewing the bugs you’ve reported and will announce the winners soon.

Always Thanks 🔥

[Haeri💫 🟥ㅣArichain @haeriweb3]

🎉 Ari Ghibli Ant Contest Winners! 🐜✨
We were blown away by all your creations. A huge congrats to the winners who stood out and earned the Ari OG Role 🔥

Already an OG? You’ll receive the Creator Role instead. Your creativity deserves the spotlight! 🎨💫

👉 Check the winner list in the comments below!