Walooploop

Slutty Hobo
Am badarded.
Do not listen.

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@moiiikaaa Sticks and stones

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@ExitLiqCapital Gyno timeline engaged

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@iwwon_official @ape7458 @ILT0S0 @HollanderAdam Yea by the NSA homie. Look up type of cryptography BTC uses and when it was invented. Look up who invented it. Then look up where that gentleman works now..

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@anonchain Its time to heal brother

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@MissionGains Never knew so many were soft AF

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@jadoodoo_ @cz_binance My dawg u forget he liquidated everyone?

Whose side you on

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@greenytrades Ai influencers.

The same cringe dumb shit except this time its not real.

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solana:METvsvVRapdj9cFLzq4Tr43xK4tAjQfwX76z3n6mWQL
Homie said nahhh its coool ima do my own thang

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Study peoples reactions
I am seeing so many whiny babies that honestly need to man the fuarrk up.
You dont want it enough.
You are soft.
You havent disciplined your mind body and sprit.

Quit listening to weak people tat change direction every time the wind blows.

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@trader1sz Magnesium glycinate homie.

Had insomnia since i was about 3.
This is the fix.

Controls over 300 enzymatic processes in the body particularly muscle relaxation.

Psychosomatism says your body tight your mind will be tight.

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@Olking07 Because the alternative is totalitarian control and lack of free will.

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@GrindeOptions Mama told me to never do anything easy. Anyone can do it. Rather embrace difficulty and challenge as a blessing.

Stoicism

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@ikuznetsov_com @GRITCULT It isnt your burden to carry. The mission comes with divine strength. Isaiah 40 but they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles, they shall run and not be weary, and they shall walk and not faint.

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@asdchicken @GRITCULT Repent. God will not be mocked.

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@GRITCULT If the blood of Jesus made me holy, then everywhere i go and everywhere i step is holy ground.

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@Sharktosh1 @drakefjustin Bro Ai gona put YOU in a poke ball

[Justin Drake @drakefjustin]

Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.

Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).

Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.

IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).

Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.

Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?

Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)

Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.

Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.

I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).

Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.

Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.

The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.

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Damn yall been gettin dunked on by a garden gnome

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

Main stage now!!

Are memecoins dying or just getting started?

@blknoiz06 @MustStopMurad @paulerlanger

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@Pattyice 327 bricks.
How many your palace have

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@GrindeOptions A Bible.

Everything else is shifting. Changing. Uncontrollable.
You experience violent highs and lows.
But my peace will be rooted in eternal and unchanging word.

Also a glock. Pew pew pew