Laura Walsh

Professional Carbo Loader. She/Her.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

@mikemassi

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

WHAT IF we made a SUPREMER Court and packed it with diverse, educated, open-minded, kind-hearted people and started uno reversing all this fuckin bullshit the hateful six is deploying??

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

Bananas are equal parts delicious and disgusting.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

One thing I can guarantee you in life is that the older basketball player you had a crush on in high school will one day make your sandwich at Jimmy John’s.

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

There is nothing that burps love more than those raw onions you ate over 4 hours ago

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

I just found and ate a fuzzy Jolly Rancher that’s been floating around my purse and it absolutely made my day so I’d say the bar for 2022 is as low as it could get

[Maggie Crane @MargaretKCrane]

Woman doing therapy on zoom in the coffee shop said she has trouble asserting herself. No you don’t queen!

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

The male urge to list high school and college sports accomplishments in professional bios 15+ years later

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

@QevynJ As someone who has gone snowshoeing multiple times…I wonder the same thing. I just assumed I was doing it wrong.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

As a TERRIBLE gift giver who happens to be friends with almost exclusively WONDERFUL gift givers my birthday usually just ends up with me being riddled with guilt.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

I watched one pimple popping video 3 months ago…ONE!! And ever since that is all Instagram wants to show me. This might be my sign to leave the platform.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

@mikemassi I think you mean to come to the magic show with me

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

A weird thing to learn about myself at this point in my life is that I am VERY excited about the prospect of attending a magic show

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

@miko_chaymbuhz We’re sorry. Truly.

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

@miko_chaymbuhz Happy birthday, Michael!!! ❤️❤️

[Laura Walsh @WalshYourself]

Pfizer. First dose - sore arm, sleepy. Second dose - sleepy. Felt great after a good night of sleep!

[Rocktor, PhD @Mavumavu91]

People who have gotten vaccinated please share your experience so we can retweet. Aggressively.

The narrative of unconfirmed disproportionate horror stories is flooding the socials and it’s causing a lot of hesitancy.