alexandra

top 1% of 1D listeners in 2021 & 0.5% for harry in 2022 & 2023

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

You share a bloodline with a fearless and bold queen and you come on here to speak ill of her.

[lexiegrey @lexegreys]

hope this doesn’t interrupt greys anatomy’s filming schedule

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.

[sophie @rosysuit]

he looks like the kind of person that doesn’t play about lice so that tracks

[azzy @cinemakisses]

can’t believe i have to tune in to her video for the first time ever

[re: emma @evemmore]

sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

y'all believing punxsutawney phil like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism at his LA home that he sold in 2013 😭😭😭

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

💀

[We Belong Together @sayyoubelong]

01/15. 10pm (PST).

[d💋🪩 @hrryshomee]

I used to pray for the days like this

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

iconic.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

some shit you’d feed a walrus on its birthday

[amber @heartsofcinder]

starting the first day of 2026 at 3pm

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident