Sir Dr Dr Jeremy Sexman

Haaland hates Israel.

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Me when I see a soldier on the street

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Tbf they did let spike Lee direct my player and it was really weird and your best friend commits suicide in a basketball game

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@DukeOfNothing_ A ridiculous man. No wonder Nepenthez blocked you.

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I swear every year people talk so much shit about players like Rodri and Haaland and it never ages well

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Not beating the argies but if we do it’s another round of HMS Plodri bullying Declan ‘Deccers’ Rice damn

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Damn it’s like having a bunch of individuals showing up in games isn’t that good

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@laurapriv97_ Waura they’ve even got you a propaganda name ffs

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What’s the deal with bald Spanish managers being juiced and then the one with the most normal guy hair is basically satan

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The only reason that Vieira and Keane hated each other is that Vieira was jealous Ireland is a tax haven because he is French

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@EliteFourDan Not sure we’ll beat the Argentinians but just don’t think we have the players to exploit Spain

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My Nan is poor

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Mates a lip reader and says Saliba just said “sacrebleu my hamstring, she is, how you say, gone”

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It doesn’t even taste good!

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Locroix over Konate wtf

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Oyarzabal and Tsimikas the sleepiest looking players on the planet?

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DIGGGGGGGGGGGNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DIGGGGGGGGNE

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@6IANNIS

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Might be an old man opinion but people who drive like absolute dickheads (beeping horns, blaring music) after like 22:00 should be subject to medieval torture