Walt MG

Don't take it personally if I sniff your crotch.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

The neighbor's dogs are total bitches.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Thanks mom and dad!

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Best weekend of my life. Still not sure why we slept outside..

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Animal planet on the tube, dry dog food and a bowl of luke warm water...all is well.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

My neighbor won't stop barking. What a bitch. #bitchesbeyappin

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Just finished reading To Kill a Mockingbird; at no point did it tell me how to actually kill a mockingbird. #fourpawsdown

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I hope they don't kill any more direwolves on game of thrones tonight. I'm not sure I could handle it.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I didn't even drink this weekend and I feel like I have a hangover. Of course I'm a dog so it's hard to hold a bottle.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I think we just drove through Jamestown, that means one thing. LAKE THANKS MOM AND DAD! @RGalloway7 @Maddie414

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I heard mom and dad whispering about the lake! I'm ready to get my ass soaked and poop on the shore, woof! 🇺🇸🚤⛵ @RGalloway7 @Maddie414

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

So I told Dad he needed to lock that shit down soon... @RGalloway7 @Maddie414 #notabastardanymore 🐶

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Black girls are always loving on my curls. Im like don't you know how well I can smell? Im a dog, you smell awful.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

You make me work for treats, I make you scoop poo. 💩 Hah, works for me. @RGalloway7 @Maddie414 #sitspeaklaydown

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I hate terrorist and small dogs.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Why wouldnt the cat cross the road? He was a pussy.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Went to a creepy ass abandoned distillery with the 'rents and friends. Very scary stuff.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Happy valentines day, sorry I'm a little shit at times! @Maddie414 @rgallowy

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Not sure why @barton59 and @alicatstrike are late to my watch party..

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

Made so much yellow snow today.

[Walt MG @WaltMG11]

I left dad @RGalloway7 an early Christmas present in the yard to pick up.