Waltermelon

I was addicted to the hokey pokey.. But I turned myself around Snapchat: walt_maenius

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On my way to steal your girl

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@itsyungwillis They probably looked at your twitter account

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@itsyungwillis Pretty sure it was Barack or something like that

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Thought I was buying a Jake Paul fight but it was actually a music festival

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Thanks @HomeDepot for paying off my truck this week

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@MetcalfKarli Actually 5 but good guess I got two more today

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@MetcalfKarli Please start one and don’t put me on it 🙄

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@aidenburry @itsyungwillis We also have a restaurant that’s sold nearly 4 dozen chicken fried steaks... if that’s not enough to put us on the map I don’t know what is

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I think it’s funny how people think just because it’s a new year things will get better. Nothing is going to change if we don’t.

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@itsyungwillis Who?

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@a_rayelene I swear my whole purpose in life is gift wrapping because that’s the only thing I get right

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@itsyungwillis Get on my level

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This didn’t age well I guess nobody cares I can’t grow facial hair

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UPDATE: I’m 21 and still can’t grow facial hair

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I’m 20 and still can’t grow facial hair

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I’m am now 22 years and 5 days old. Still facial hairless.

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@itsyungwillis @camsauce123 isn’t he the most toxic person ever 🙄

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@itsyungwillis How’d you know it was you

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Can’t wait to kiss the toilet bowl on New Years ... after all the alcohol my body consumes

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@JoeyB I had you as my QB in both my fantasy leagues 😢

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@by_andrus @GregAbbott_TX So you’re saying it’s mandatory to get the flu vaccine? I haven’t got the flu since the last time I got the vaccine.

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@GregAbbott_TX I’m not taking a vaccine that the companies that produced it won’t accept legal actions for health defects/conditions 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@itsyungwillis I’m definitely peeing in it... gotta mark my territory

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@itsyungwillis I’m convinced you are on Twitter 24/7