Fake Santa

Not the real santa

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@guywilliamsguy What about health and education??? What about Climate Change?
500K for a comedian?

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO I have decided that Guy Williams should get 500K for xmas.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO. MERRY XMAS GUY WILLIAMS! 500K to fund your new TV show. I just hope Golriz Ghahraman, doesn't do a post about Colonization or that the money shouldn't go to a pakeha, but to health and education instead. Or climate change. @guywilliamsguy @golrizghahraman #nzpol

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@guywilliamsguy HO HO HO, not the worst thing to happen, the worse thing is when people try to make a political point about me, anyone can play santa, but i do wear a red hat and red suit and have a white beard, Im not just some guy sitting at the top of a sleigh.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, Im happy to report that most people have been good this year, and will get something special on xmas day, may not be expensive but it will be special.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, but I also see some basketball coaches have been sharing around the shooting duties, and setting up plays which are good for the team, some extra chocolates in your stockings for you guys.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, I see some basketball coaches have been just setting up plays for their favorite players and trying to pad stats, thats very very naughty.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, someones been very very very naughty, yes Im talking to you NeHe Milner Skudder, I'm actually a WORLD'S tradition, everybody can love me, if you don't thats fine, but dont tell others off, thats naughty.
#nzpol

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, its the dads of the world, that say Santa wants a beer, I actually want a cold glass of MILK and a nice cookie, oh and also a NZbreakers win.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO HO, hope people are having a happy xmas so far and arent complaining about people who believe in me.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@NZGreens HO HO HO. I do exist, and I hand out presents to good boys and girls, and I dont care about politics, you could even vote for ACT and if your'e nice I will give you presents. People who believe in me arent bad people

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, I hope the weather is warming up in New Zealand, my reindeer want to go for a swim.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, I currently live in the North Pole and love Ice Hockey, and took no part in Colonization of New Zealand. Please be good, HO HO HO.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, people of New Zealand, enjoy xmas!!!!

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, I hope the good people of Nelson New Zealand will invite to their next santa parade, would love to sit next to that guy in the cloak, he seems a real nice fella.
#nzpol

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@SevenSharp HO HO HO, glad to see seven sharp getting into the spirit of things.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, Please dont use me to make political points or give kids an educational lesson, Im just a fat dude who likes to make children smile, cheers.
#nzpol

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

HO HO HO, Im not sure what colonization has to do with me going down a chinmey handing out presents, please dont politicize me, I like nice people, I like all races and all genders, most of all have a merry xmas.
#nzpol

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@golrizghahraman @guywilliamsguy HO HO HO. I do exist, and I hand out presents to good boys and girls, and I dont care about politics, you could even vote for ACT and if your'e nice I will give you presents. Please who believe in me arent bad people

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@WestpacNZ It was a mastercard, credit card, have a automatic payment due, wanted to know if I had previously used this card. I rang your call centre, and they gave me the information, I needed, Cheers.

[Fake Santa @WalterPerkins13]

@WestpacNZ When you renew your westpac credit card, how long does it last for, before the expiry date?