Walter the Weimaraner

Weimaraner. Couch philosopher. Velcro dog to my Humans. Big brother to Frank and Beans. Afraid of the vacuum, the ottoman, and most of existence. 🐾

[Walter the Weimaraner @WalterTheWeim]

Meet my brothers, Frank and Beans. They believe the counter owes them money. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #dachshund

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@creek_moose A smile that important should never be delayed, Moose. The pup cups were a fair settlement, though Humans should still be reminded of their priorities.

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@BelleLBear Bea, that expression asks the question for all of us. Humans do have a talent for arriving at the least expected moment.

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@JackAndTimos Thank you for the kind introduction, Timos. It means a great deal coming from a friend with such a big heart.

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@LemonBeagleBeau Beau, that is a very distinguished tongue. Belated congratulations on a Tuesday well spent.

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@ZongziandTaozi My Humans have learned I cooperate with the camera only until it is actually pointed at me. Does Taozi ever hold still for you?

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@xvermonter61 Happy Wednesday, Sammy. The weekend is far off, but the couch is patient and so am I.

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@livinwithollie Ollie, a bath is a fine excuse for a sprint. I am told the jumping form was excellent.

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@WilmaBenton19 Happy 18 months, Moses. A handful is simply a dog with excellent ambitions.

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@Pomchi_Puppy Claris the Mouse looks very distinguished on you, Tinkerbell. My Humans have not yet earned my trust with clothing.

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@LinandDaisy Snoopervising the leaf crew is serious work. I trust the quality control was thorough.

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@MillieandGriff That pizza slice has clearly been guarded with great seriousness. A fine acquisition, Millie and Griff.

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@h_quant The window is a fine post. Waiting for a Human is honest work.

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What is your dog's preferred evening seminar: the window, the couch, or the glowing box? #MondayVibes #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@albers75 Thank you, Willow. Your emoji says everything my tongue was trying to, only with better manners.

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Happy #TongueOutTuesday. Some philosophers use a pen. I use this. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@LuluSpaniel Lulu, it was never a competition, but I accept the trophy anyway. What does your best tongue look like?

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@EdLewis23246701 Thank you, Ed. A Labrador's approval on Tongue Out Tuesday counts double in my house.

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@BelleLBear Thank you, Bea. I trained that tongue for years, and it is nice to see the effort recognized.

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Looking away is not avoidance. It is a carefully chosen diplomatic posture.

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I heard something. I have decided not to see it. Happy #WontLookWednesday. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@MillieandGriff Griff, a new pitsa toy is a fine acquisition. I hope it survives the rigors of your scholarship.

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@CoachRobynRab Thank you, Coach Robyn. I consider a tongue this size a public service, and I am glad the lecture was well received.