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I find humor within my pain so enjoy

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@v_pinkney I’m so excited for you motherhood is literally so amazing

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I hate when people are like, “omg your baby is so cute”… like no. YOUR baby might be cute, but mine is perfect. Two completely different things. Not comparable.

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I made a post on Facebook talking about how I’m going to work on Monday and I’m so sad about leaving Cohen, and my cousin who is literally a stay at home mom messaged me and was like, “don’t worry, he’ll be okay”…… HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?????

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I don’t dress up for Halloween so my opinion is very irrelevant, but ya’ll HAVE TO be more original!!!!! If I see another playboy bunny or space cowboy/cowgirl… I might lose it

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Any time that I feel shitty, I remind myself that I literally went to my last clinical at 39 weeks pregnant, got induced the next day, and graduated nursing school 3 weeks after giving birth… moral of the story? I AM THAT BITCH!!!!

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My cousin just got engaged in Paris and Brody said, “damn, I proposed to you in New Salem, in some random guys backyard” 💀💀💀💀

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Nothing sucks more than seeing everyone you graduated with become nurses, and you’re the odd ball out

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Not me having a nursing degree, just to throw it all away to be a stay at home mom 😃😃😃

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My mom had Cohen this morning and I heard her say, “oops, sorry Cohen, GiGi just farted” 💀💀💀💀

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My mom who thinks she is a country artist connoisseur….

Jayme Walters - “Hey alexa, play that new Mike Wallace song”

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Brody - “I don’t know why I am so hot….probably because I’m fat, ugly, and retarded”

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Another picture of my son because he is hands down the most perfect baby, in the whole universe

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@emilycorbett__ You know I’m a Dewski kinda chick

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I had my first Dr. Pepper a couple days ago, and let me just say…wow.

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Brody said that I am looking very “fertile” today… as if my shit didn’t bust open 5 weeks ago

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My son has more attitude than me

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*Cohen screaming at 2AM last night*

Me - “Brody can you please go make him a bottle”

Brody - “What do you mean make him a bottle?”

I can’t make this shit up people 😭💀

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Name a cuter baby…. I’ll wait.

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Do people get annoyed with me posting Cohen literally everyday? Probably. Do I care? No. Because I have the most beautiful baby I have ever seen. Bye

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*Me mid diaper change last night at 1:30*

Brody - “are you going to say “I do” at our wedding?”

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