Walter the Sheep

Just a normal sheep living an extraordinary life. South African and a Eweniversity student

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In Durban. Time to sweat half my body weight

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Apps to keep your Apple apps appening.

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@ThePlastics Do you guys do bar mitzvahs?

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@AndiePuppy It was pretty dam problematic for me

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His palms are spaghetti, knees sweaty, his sweater is quite heavy, surface out the spaghetti holding his mom machete #loseyourself #raplife

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@helenzille When are we cycling again?

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Who wants to start a death metal band with me? It will be sexy.

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@DavEast @LionsHeadCPT I've never been a fan of lions. I'm willing to give it a try though. Do you like Chinese? P.S You can't eat me...

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Did a poo. Instagrammed it. Lost three followers. #flip

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@KeithKite @DJFreshSA @News24 When will the police start hiring us sheep. So tired of these horses ruling the streets!

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@MFM926 @Eduarddk Where is the love? xoxox

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Someone asked me where Big Ben was. I thought it was a bit rude. At least buy me a drink you plonka. #London

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@TheGRAMMYs Gwen is the best. I would shave all my wool off for her.

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Yo I'm playing a gig on top of table mountain tonight. Free entry. On at 11pm. #capetown #gig #southafrica #freeshow

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Sometimes when I'm grazing I come across small bugs. I greet them, listen to their life stories and then eat them, and their family's.

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I just pooed out a an old china tea set #ohdear #weekend

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I think there should be an exclusive social network for animals called Jungle Book. I want to be able to beep beep and meet sheep.

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@bangersandnash Oh my nut. I just wee'd my....mmm...I just wee'd.

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When I'm upset I like to go down to the beach and hit golf balls at young couples. #younglove

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I voted for the EFF. Not for political reasons. Someone stepped on my hoof. "eff!"
#southafrica #politics #baa #EFF