Matthew Walton

Goalie Dad | Pizza Connoisseur | Crohn’s Combatant

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

I fight for my Mom. Who was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma at the time of this photo with my son & lost her battle 15 years ago. My son plays in this event for the 2nd year on 1/31. @YouthHockeyHub @SunSportsJason @mnwild @NHL @MSHSLjohn @MinnHockey @AmericanCancer @theMMRF

[Kennedy Boys Hockey @jfkboyshockey]

Who do you fight for?

🦅 and 🐆 team up to fight cancer this Tues, 1/31/23!

Join the fight!

https://t.co/Eg4jqynYYi
@JagHockey

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@SeeColes #GoPackGo

[🧀 Chris 🧀 @SeeColes]

Yeah, the Packers went 1-5 in the NFC NORTH but damn near every loss came down to the last possession…

But, they did go 10-1 against everyone else and their only loss was against the eventual Super Bowl champs, in another continent, Week 1

Context is important🧀

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@ArmenSaryan #MNTwins

[Nick Nelson @NickNelsonMN]

Cannot be stressed enough how insane it is that the Twins lead the league in pitching WAR, and have the third-best hitter in the league, and are 3 games below .500.

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@catsareblessing My old car would beg to go outside and then lay on the front steps. Never ventured off the steps. Just liked to chill and watch the world go by.

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@earth_frame

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@TrstTheJrny24

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

I have no clue about the Trump/Epstein stuff as to what's real and what's not.BUT, journalism 101 (which many in the biz have forgotten)...release a little,get the subject to deny it...then release more. This tactic destroys the credibility of any future denials (even if true).

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@mforbes @HollywoodInToto

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@DK_Able

[Matthew Walton @Waltonamo]

@Constantino132

[Spinal Tap @SpinalTap]

To the spouses who found out they were being cheated on via the Coldplay jumbotron: sorry to hear that. Come see Spinal Tap. We promise no jumbotrons, just ear damage and emotional closure.

[Drew Hyman @Drew__Robert]

#BREAKING Astronomer CEO Andy Bryon just released an official statement in response to his viral moment at a Coldplay concert.

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Brutal. That’s the last way anyone wants to find out their spouse likes Coldplay.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A thoughtful decision by Coldplay.

[Old Soldier @OMGTheMess]

First hi res pic of Pluto is causing concern

[JuJu Gotti @JuJuGotti]

🫡 @Kurkjian_ESPN