Phil Evans

extraordinarily ordinary

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"Creativity is intelligence having fun." - Albert Einstein

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@RichardDawkins having a cow is as likely as a monkey having a human. We apparently believe the latter so we will have to accept the former.

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@Elise_Andrew So glad I was in time for mine. So sad others have missed out.

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@Elise_Andrew Giant Barnacle Penis.. simultaneously fucking awesome AND awesome fucking. How cool is that...

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so this is my first tweet for yonks. Why? Can't answer that.

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back to fight the orthopteran hordes

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Inspiration must be having a day off today. Might go see if it's at home.

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is waiting for inspiration to finish my work for me. Can it do it while I'm at the pub?