N°t hail Mary ^^ :)

I rock like granite 😂😎

90's Kid 😎😄😘🙌👅👄💗💋💞

Twisted Soul :)

#YNWA

[N°t hail Mary ^^ :) @WambuiMugwe]

Hawker: "Sawa basi siste, leta hio mia mbili"
Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[Uncle Ya Njugi @1juan1juan1juan]

Ile siku my niece atakuwa old enough kujua bei ya kinder joy inakaribia bei ya quarter ndio atajua I was never a stingy uncle

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[Mel ◟̽◞̽ @GalMarielena]

She said vacuum

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Ukiwa unabuy Tv Luthuli halafu uambiwe wacha tukutolee kwa store na umelipia

[Percy Mack @KingTeeJay]

I know a nigga that was born in 1991 that’s a grandfather right now

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Kuna gari tushaiuzia msee ,came as if he was a broker . We even split commission . Little did we know gari ni yeye amenunua

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

me and my bros in the wedding asking the girl's family to guess the groom

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Green flags are rare.

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

Walking with my 6"0 gf and these kids shouted bwana mfupi bibi mrefu

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

genius

[MaTru Yesterday ❣️✨💫 @trully_tee]

😭😭😂😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

It’s a fatal mistake to copy what brings joy to someone else and paste it into your life. It never works, because every blessing comes with its curses, and people never show off the curses.

You look at an unemployed single woman on multiple vacations. Each photo you click brings you pain. Each #blessed #godsplan hashtag makes the chapati and ndondo making its 5th appearance in a week taste like a cure for chicken pox. But she doesn’t show you the bill. She fails to show you the Russian guy behind it doing some first-in-her-line things to her.

Before you breathe, you see a Luo man guiding you through the green lands of Limuru tea — aaaah, the ndondo soup now tastes like cabbage water.

You run home to get some reprieve. You find your schoolmate with kids your age and a wife he introduces as “God’s gift to humanity.” But he doesn’t tell you that 3 of the 4 kids are not his, and the one that is his is not hers.

In the process, you lose yourself trying to copy everyone who seems successful, while others try to copy you.

Be yourself, no matter how unpopular that might be. It's better to alive late to your own home that Early to someone elses. Good morning from ndeiyashire

[Kelitu Kaseo @DjEynie]

The way out of the loop is to identify one behavior that doesn't match who you want to be and change it. Not all at once just one then another then another until your actions become the evidence of your identity. It's not easy but it's the only way.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

I am fully convinced that one of the highest acts of self respect is choosing to walk away from a connection with someone who isn’t choosing you.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

📍

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?