Maurice

im the trashman

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

I would like to become a slime mold

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

Feeling homesick, I wanna go home and get high and drink metamucil ):

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

why don't we as a society wear human air freshener necklaces

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

Cornification is not nearly as wacky and fun as the word suggests :(

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@DanielPangelina A small Nova honestly isn't horrendously offensive in the grand scheme of things. An XL flared chance however might be the single worst thing a mother could see you ordering

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@ErichEggplant @lamptchi @SandwichBoy7

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@ErichEggplant @lamptchi @SandwichBoy7

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Are you bi...

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

"Maurice you need to eat real food you're probably malnourished" No, my body has evolved to take the existing compounds in my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and when combined with the alcohol in my twisted tea, it synthesizes into all the necessary nutrients to live

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

got em with the ol' shit and run

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pee can be any color of the rainbow depending on the patient's health complications and medication list

Fragile Republican pissbabies about to start boycotting their own kidneys

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

if I was president id make it illegal to cum on anime figurines

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

holy shit. i thought

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they fr left rihanna hanging up there like spongebob someone get her down

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o no I'm going through one of those occasional bouts where my life turns into a strange movie

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

Crazy how Michael Jackson is on the $20 bill

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Flat earth is literally the most boring conspiracy to believe in. Out of all the shapes you could have chosen, you chose a finite 2D plane? Not something interesting like a torus or a Klein bottle? Seriously get more creative please

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

What a rapid transition to "if I don't eat I'll also throw up" oh no mom help

[Maurice @Wamp_Nadder]

All about that "so hungry but if I eat I'll throw up" life