Wanda Sykes

This is Wanda Sykes fan twitter. Sayings from the one and only. No affilation with the real Wanda Sykes. Also some nice or funny quotes.

[Wanda Sykes @WandaSykes_]

You do the best you can do to make a change but your best is all you can do. So go out there and do your best to make the world better.

[Wanda Sykes @WandaSykes_]

Become the person you want to be. As long as you apply yourself. Nothing's stopping you.

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I feel today's society is so judgmental.

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You have choices in life. Whether it is easy or hard. Make sure you stick with it.

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Be proud of who you are. Don't let anyone change that.

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New year. New goals. New style. New life.

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I hope you all had a happy holidays.

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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again. #NotWhatItsCrackedUpToBe

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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique. #TheTruth

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Yea there probably was life on mars but then they starved to death because they spent all their money on a space program.

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Smart person: Did you know there used to be water on mars? Wanda: Did you know there used to be vodka in this glass?

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Person: Wanda! I name my dog after you! Wanda: That's not cool. I don't wanna here. Wanda shit on the carpet again.

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Wouldn't it be great if your vagina was detachable?

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I like mangos. 🍊

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Viola, I think you dislocated my vagina.