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Planes, Trains, and Camel Carts...

[BasedBinkie @basedbinkie]

I feel races with short lifespans but fast reproduction and migration (Humans) will eventually overpower a long-lived race with slow reproduction (Elves). How would the elves be able to keep up with rapid expansion? What methods would they use to stay on top?

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Dear god man I’m noticing you! Stop! You don’t have to proceed to the next holes!

[L @WanderingHall]

One of the most genuine moments of panic that I've had in recent weeks was the realization that, for the first time in years, I was in danger of running out of tea. I rectified the situation... hopefully 4,000 teabags should last me the next few months.. I hope.

[L @WanderingHall]

Apparently, my eyes weep while I sleep. Salt stains reflect the light when struck each morning. Looking into waterproofing my pillows...

[L @WanderingHall]

@hgtv you should ask all of your home improvement shows to send people to help rebuild homes in #Houston

[L @WanderingHall]

Time is.. hard to follow. One second, one day, one hour, one year.. all seem to pass in a mechanical goose step, one moment after the next

[L @WanderingHall]

I'm done.

[L @WanderingHall]

Was looking for my emergency sick-day ice cream, only to see that I had eaten it all. this must be how werewolves feel after they turn back.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Encouragement Of Family, Friends Motivating Man To Keep Struggling Indefinitely https://t.co/AA8lzSs2k2

[L @WanderingHall]

@mickaelamarie21 we need to talk.

[L @WanderingHall]

Either that, or invading France. It's how my great great grandfather met his wife!

[L @WanderingHall]

There comes a point in every man's life where his romantic life is depressing enough that he seriously considers the virtues of mormonism..

[L @WanderingHall]

I'm about 98% certain that I just heard several more gunshots. I'm just gonna lock my door now.. nothing to see here.

[L @WanderingHall]

Allen would never join a group that would have him as a member. I could never love anyone that would find me attractive. They're clearly mad

[L @WanderingHall]

I slept 19 hours today. I think I'm dying.. Either that, or turning into a bear.

[L @WanderingHall]

Note to self: laundry and horror movies do not mix.

[L @WanderingHall]

I have a creeping suspicion that i'm actually dead. It would explain why the sunlight caused me to hiss and hide indoors

[L @WanderingHall]

I've found the easiest way to tell when I'm dreaming: it's a dream when there's no 🍊. I'm awake when im haunted by a nightmarish 🍊.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You say you’re going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, but you forget about the insects, ghosts, & surveillance devices in your home.