K. Rolf

I am a whale studying, hockey loving, batik making, dog adoring, cookie baking, liberal feminist sailor. snarky commentary guaranteed.

[K. Rolf @WanderingWhales]

When you're one of five women in a room full of 100+ people... #girlscangametoo

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Badass women I want to be like someday:
Buffy Summers, Echo, Mindy Kaling, Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Warren, Katharine Hepburn, Jane Goodall

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When the first suggested subsection on Netflix is "Girls Night In".......

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Bad news: it took the US until 2016 to give a female athlete a $1m deal, which is 1.5% of what LeBron James is paid

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Cool news: Monica Abbott is the first woman in a US team sport to be given a million dollar deal!

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After seeing the new Ghostbusters trailer has the most dislikes out of any YouTube video in history... WHY DO PPL THINK WOMEN CAN'T BE FUNNY

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Something I'd like to see at the next A-Lister event: a fabulous lady wearing the same dress.

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Just realized I've seen 112 of the top 250 movies of all time (according to IMDB)... shit.

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Bus, y u so hard when I'm hungover?

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Spurgeon PPG...4-3. Holy sh*t

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Best #HockeyHugs ever. @GilletteChildrn #Zoyle

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Today, I noticed people rarely say my name. Probably because they still don't know how to pronounce it.

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I'm broke, but I can always find a way to spend $12 on cheese.

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MEANWHILE, the MN Wild have lost their last three games and can't seem to beat those pesky Canadians. Boys, take pointers from the ladies.

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The USA women's hockey team won their 3rd straight world championship today.

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There's snow everywhere and all I wanna do is be like