Wanderlust Sloth

The most interesting sloth in the World.

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Erik just walks for days. #rockstar

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Can Sloth's live in Alaska. #JustWondering

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Sometimes I think about doing something but then I think ---->

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Even when I was a kid I was all about #slothing --->

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

It's all good it's alright
#sloth all day #sloth all night
#slothgotrhymes

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I know I'm just a #sloth but, now that my DUI hearing is over I'll be glad to drive you guys around on #topgear

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

throwing it down for all my #sloth peeps out there ---->

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Ain't nothin' but a Sloth thang, baaaaabay! I'm a loc'ed out Sloth so I'm craaaaazay! Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

If you having sloth problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a sloth aint one.

[Thug Marilyn Monroe @ThugMariIyn]

#Fame aint gonna #fulfill #you. That #shit might #warm you a bit, but that #warmth...#trust me...that shit don't last ~#MarilynMonroe

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I just auditioned to be #JasonStathum's pet sloth in #fast7. Wish me luck ;)

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I'm hoping @allidebona from #BreakingPointe will be nice enough to let me come over and curl up around her busted ass #ballet toes ;)

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

@SirDanGuy I know I'm just a sloth...but, that def sounds like a fortune cookie from a ballet chinese resturant...#breakingpointe style ;)

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I luv @sueaikens @lifeinthewildAK from #lifebelowzero and I would love to hang out w/ them but Im afraid they'll boil me in a pot & eat me:(

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

#Chipolte why wont you deliver! You bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TimeToGoDumperDivingBehindMcDonaldsAgain

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I know I'm just a #Sloth but this dispensary #weed I smoke has me totally fucked. Im not completely #fried...but I'm definitely in the #pan

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

i know I'm just a Sloth but I'm pretty sure if I lived in #Alaska I'd be boiling in a pot in #EricSalitan's #cabin #lifebelowzero @NatGeo

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

Where's the category for best #sloth in a ceberity sex tape? Cause I know me & @BryanCranston would 100% bring it home #CCTA @CriticsChoice

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I got 99 problems but, a Sloth aint one. Now Herpes on the other hand...I gotta get some cream to deal with that shit.

[Wanderlust Sloth @WanderlustSloth]

I know I'm just a Sloth but...