Lilian Wangai

60% of my life is me pretending to be a writer, I wing the remaining part.

[Sharon @Shadongo]

If the SCOK was politically neutral we wouldn’t need reassurance 🚮

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

How is IMEI important in tax compliance. Make it make sense. Explain to me like I am Karen Nyamu. This to me has nothing to do with tax compliance. Just using KRA as a conduit to breach data privacy. This has to be opposed in courts.

Oh!Wait, they are in bed with the Judiciary.

[شاكر @Shirley_Sein]

Maybe I’m being dramatic but I've never been so frightened with the way this country is going.

[Morris Baker @MorrisBaker_]

I’m not even pretending.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Jokes in this country just write themselves.

You cannot satirize Kenya.

Absurdities and nonsense are the order of the day.

Human Rights Council? 🤣🤣🤣

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

There is a bill to close all children homes and orphanages in Kenya, & send kids to their relatives. Our legislatures are just dumb to be honest

[Zo💋 @zolesa_ke]

They will kill you at home. They will kill you on the streets. They will kill you at work. They will kill you at school. They will kill you at your places of worship. They will carry you into another country and kill you there.

As long as you die.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Supreme Court OVERTURNS Court of Appeal’s decision declaring the entire Finance Act, 2023 unconstitutional.

They say public participation of the Finance Act 2023 was lawfully conducted.

[Karugah @userkarugah]

Naona watu wanatoa jokes tu ....the fact that 1 man has control over both the national assembly and the senate should terrify us all

[Njeri Wa Migwi™ @NjeriWaMigwi]

We have a GBV helpline 0800000999
We normally receive calls for help, queries and emergency GBV assistance from survivors.

This weekend we received 4 calls, all were suicidal ideation. Nothing to do with GBV.

Things are really bad out here.

[Gachambi Nderitu @GachambiNderit2]

Riggy G saying he opened his companies during Kibaki's time "when things were working" means he knows in their regime things are not working?

[Nick Mudimba @NickMudimba]

It’s turning out to be something else #Gachagua #publicparticipation

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

NEW BILL ALERT!
The Computer Misuse and Cybercrime Ammendment Bill 2024.
A person who communicates in a way that will cause fear of violence, apprehension or is offensive is liable to a fine not exceeding Ksh 20M or not more than 10 yrs imprisonment.

Amkeni! Wanamaliza salamu.

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

[Tati @pmusesya]

This incident was enough for the country to come to a standstill and enough government officials to go home. Not even the county CEC education has resigned. So many adults failed these children and nobody has been held accountable.

[️ ️ ️ ️ @StrenjaDenja]

I hate SHIF cause most Kenyans just wanted NHIF to work better. Nobody asked for a new system they just wanted the existing system to work.

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

I have observed a trend

1. KK gets caught up in a scandal like Adani
2. Mr Chief Economist goes silent for days
3. Then shares examples from other countries
4. Then comes the jargon & hard facts
5. After epic failure, he reminds us on a Sunday that corruption is here to stay😂

[Fact @Fact]

A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Kenyan media can bring together a die-hard Jubilee politician, an Azimio commentator & a UDA adviser on one panel but they will never hold a roundtable with a Kenyan mathematician, a Kenyan scientist & a Kenyan engineer about new advances in their fields.