@benitoranha OH. NO, THAT SIMPLY WON'T DO! NOT ENOUGH POCKETS, NO FLEXIBILITY AT ALL.
WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMETHING AWE-INSPIRING. STORAGE SPACE IS IMPORTANT FOR A MEMBER OF THE ARCHIVE, YES? ALL THOSE PAPERS AND TAPES AND DEADLY ITEMS OF INDESTRUCTIBLE TERROR.
HOW ABOUT THESE?ITS GOT POCKETS!
@benitoranha HAHA. YOU ARE SO FUNNY. I SEE WHY CAROL LIKES YOU!
I MEAN YOUR JE NE SAIS QUOI! YOUR MODUS OPERANDI OF DAZZLE! YOUR INDESCRIBABLE, GODLY METHOD? SURELY THE VESSEL OF A GOD MUST DRESS AS SUCH!
DIVINE POWER SHOULD COME WITH DIVINE MOOD LIGHTING, TOO. I PREFER GREEN MYSELF!
@benitoranha YES, THAT IS THE POINT! IT WILL SURELY DAZZLE ALL WHO LAY EYES UPON IT!
OH. BUT WHAT OF THE IMPOSING ON ENEMIES..? PERHAPS WE SHALL ADD A VERY FRIGHTENING CLASH OF PATTERNS. SURELY THAT WILL FRIGHTEN! TERRIFY!
AND WHAT OF YOU, BRAVE VESSEL? WHERE IS YOUR GRAND SPECTACLE?
@benitoranha CLOAK! THERE IS NO SHAPE, NO FORM! HOW WILL THEY EVER IMPOSE THEIR ENEMIES AND SWOON THEIR FOLLOWERS IN A GLORIFIED RAG? OH DEAR, OH DEAR..
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS? SOMETHING MORE FLASHY? YOU STRIKE ME AS THE DISCO TYPE.
@benitoranha ARCHIVES. ARCHIIVVEEESS.S...... CAROL WILL BE THERE, THEN? MAYBE I WILL VISIT HER. SHE WILL NOT BE HAPPY TO SEE ME..
GODS DO NOT DRESS, SILLY! THEY DO NOT HAVE PHYSICAL FORM, REALLY. DOES YOUR GOD WEAR CLOTHES? WHAT DO THEY WEAR?
I AM SURE I COULD MAKE THEM A LOVELY OUTFIT..
@benitoranha WORK? WORK... OH, NO NO NO, YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE INSTITUTE FELLOWS, AREN'T YOU?
OH, THIS? FEDDY FABEAR? DO YOU NOT KNOW FREDDY? I DO NOT KNOW, BUT IT FELT CORRECT. YOUR GODS ARE HUMOROUS.
THIS ONE WOULD LOOK MUCH BETTER WITH A WAISTCOAT AND A TOP HAT.
@benitoranha OH, THAT IS SO LOVELY. I AM SO GLAD.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? DOES SHE FOLLOW YOU? YOU DO NOT SEEM LIKE HER TYPE, HARDLY HER TYPE AT ALL..
OH, YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME ABOUT YOUR PAINTINGS-! DO YOU THINK THEY COULD USE SOME NEW COLOR?
@benitoranha OH, I *LOVE* CAROL! SHE DOES NOT LIKE ME VERY MUCH, BUT I AM VERY, VERY FOND OF HER!
SHE IS SO LOVELY, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HER RECENTLY? HOW IS SHE DOING? I WORRY ABOUT HER WHEN I DON'T SEE HER FOR A LONG TIME.
I LOVE CAROL. :]
@benitoranha YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS SO CUTE. DO YOU SHARE YOUR FOOD WITH THEM?
I THINK THESE PAINTINGS ARE FASCINATING. IS IT ONE OF THESE THAT MAKES YOUR SOUL SO SOUR AND FRESH?
WHICH ONE OF THEM IS YOURS?
@WellWishes07 *She gasps, clapping her hands excitedly.*
OH, I CAN DO THE NIGHT SKY! I LOVE THE STARS.
*Standing from her invisible chair, she reaches out to pick at the wallpaper, ripping it easily. Beneath, the visage of a spiral galaxy reveals itself, depth and vastness nearly preserved.*
@WellWishes07 NORI. I WILL REMEMBER THAT. SORRY TO CRAWL IN ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE, BUT THIS ROOM WAS JUST SO PAINFULLY DRAB.
*Tapping her chin, she scans the room once again, twisting her head this way and that to test all angles.*
YES, I THINK I COULD DO MORE. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
@WellWishes07 AWH. I WILL CHERISH YOU.
*She turns back to them, torso first and hips following, like a ball jointed doll.*
I WILL PROTECT YOU. I AM CHARTREUSE. WHIMSY! MISS WHIMSY. WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
*She sits down- probably- though she isn't actually resting on anything.*
@WellWishes07 *Smiling beyond her face, she turns toward the wall and sticks the canvas against it. It slides down an inch before catching on nothing. The wallpaper shifts, melting and going static, but they stay.*
LOVELY. JUST LOVELY. YOU CAN KEEP THEM. I HAVE SO MANY.