WantonMonk

I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription

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My brain is weird:
I was thinking about cyberpunk today, as one does, which made me think about Stranger Than Fiction. Which reminded me of the sweetest pun I have ever heard. I then giggled quietly to myself like a psychopath

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@MattGoesBuck I would suggest trying a build where you move Roar/Nourish to her 3 instead of her 4. When you cast her 4 it resets the timer on her 2 and causes the damage to increase during that duration

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Gonna need someone to explain to me why multiple women described a preference today as Twinkie

I get the reference, just never had it happen THIS many times in one day

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@buggy_con Once they confirmed the Zenkai Boost the answer is no they can't.

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@ColdNeonOcean

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@GunnerDobbins Alfred was a Non-Trademark-Infringing-Kingsman…

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@ZoeGonzale27073 Neds Declassified really took a different direction

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@Kamalfalilat 3 if we point out that it is pretty likely that River Song is a queen

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@MrBeast 20,437,839

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@Defect_Art Not gooner enough for a Heirloom… still awesome though

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“This shouldn't be a hot take: I believe Vibrators should be HSA claimable. Fight me.”

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@TheCinesthetic World War Z

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@RinoTheBouncer MTX

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@traderjoeslut Ooo so sorry, the kind of funny I am comes with an ugly card that shatters mirror 3 cities away

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@Uc_heyy02 Vhagar: wait… didn't I melt this castle like… 3 times before? No wait that was the big hall one. With the fireplaces.
Vhagar:
Vhagar: Wait! This is the big hall one with the fireplaces! Man, they really didnt bother fixing it up after the last one…

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@Real_jaeflex … I think you may be doing it wrong…

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@TheCinesthetic In a Paley Center interview, Michael Schur claimed that while that line was fully improvised, EVERY writer would claim it as their favorite line when asked. P&R is unmatched

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@DiscipleOfBrad Look he’s gotta find 4 more thingy-ma-doogles so he can visit New York again. He’s heard from River the Ponds still set him a place at the table.

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@EliseLaurenne

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@kissxoviking @Vikingbarbie … you have eyes?

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@willbondspeare I swear after Moffats most recent interviews those moments will find their way into some Big Finish works