Ares God

I am Ares, the mighty god of war and violence. I am sometimes known as Mars. I enjoy anything that has violence and blood in it. I also have war hounds.

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@LordofTheDeadz You wouldn't get half as many souls if I wasn't around starting wars. Come at me, bro!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Mom and Dad are fighting again. Zeus, stop making it thunder, I'm trying to start a war here!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@LordofTheDeadz You're not the boss of me :P

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Meet my daughters, the Amazons. Oh and here are my sons, the Spartans.

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Can you believe the nerve of Hercules? He killed my Stymphalian birds!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Terror and Fear shall come in my wake and I shall sing to your bloodshed

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Don't blame me for your wars. I didn't start them, I just enjoy them. Men are at war with each other cuz each man is at war with himself.

[Ares God @WarHound5]

What sauce did Tantalus put on his food? Tartarus sauce.

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Why did the Satyr have such a head ache? He was hit on the head with a pan.

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@SeafoamAngel That can be arranged! #donttryme

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@dionysusftw Hades is my bro! He and I work together!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@SeafoamAngel What do you say you and me go start a war tonight? #yourebeautiful

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@dionysusftw Got any blood red wine?

[Ares God @WarHound5]

IT'S RAINING WAR! HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING WAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

My favorite war hound just died! RIP Fluffy!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@dionysusftw @SeafoamAngel Beer bottles make good weapons >:)

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@SeafoamAngel You did not just go there! Don't make me start ANOTHER war!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Sending dragons after Cadmus. #bloodbath

[Ares God @WarHound5]

@SeafoamAngel Hey girl! Thanks for starting the Trojan War!

[Ares God @WarHound5]

Ah, I just love the sight of violence in the morning! >:)