Dl

[raccoon0ncaffeine @raccoon0ncaf]

Something so comically evil I wouldn’t put it in a story because it’s too cliche

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

President Obama just COOKED Trump for his obsession with him “I obviously, you know, have a room in his head. Rent-free.”

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

[⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️ @7Spideycomics]

This would’ve been like 400 bucks if yall werent using AI for stupid shit

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Do you imbeciles even know how to *read charts*?

This shows FIFTEEN YEARS of increased incarceration rates having ZERO EFFECT on a SKYROCKETING murder rate, followed by FIVE YEARS of the murder rate PLUMMETING with NO CHANGE in incarceration policy.

How STUPID are you assholes?

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

Take a moment to really look at this photo. 👇

That is the White House lawn. The People's House. Sacred ground that has stood for 226 years. Not destroyed by war. Not by disaster. But for one man's pleasure.

We are 13 days away from our 250th birthday as a nation, and our president spent $14 million ripping out the Reflection Pool to build himself a swamp. Another $600 million turning the East Wing into rubble. Rose Garden destroyed. And $60 million for his own birthday party that tore up the lawn.

226 years it stood strong. This man destroyed it in a year and a half.

One photo that screams exactly what he's done to this great nation.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

!!!!!

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican Senator Jim Justice’s company was being investigated for dumping toxic pollutants into public waters.

Trump has now ceased all investigations.

[変わらない味の素 @hiyokko_ronin]

我が家はお小遣い等を貯めて買うのもNGな結構キツめのゲーム禁止家庭だったんだけど、
3つ下の弟が小4の時にSwitch買って貰ってて
「遂に我が家もゲーム解禁か」ってワクワクしながら親に確認したらお前は禁止って言われて
ただの姉弟格差だと判明したの激アツだったな

[🟥UTD_BEANZ 🟥 @United_Beanz]

@DailyLoud All the pigskins doing mental gymnastics in the comments because it’s one of their own and surely there must be some rational explanation to this. But if it was a Muslim man ohh

[Tiffany 🦸🏾‍♀️♊️🇵🇸🙏🏾🪄 @tiffany__4prez]

they need to check any patients that died under her care i’m so serious

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

MAGA is now LYING about Democrats sabotaging the reflecting pool. There are no records of anyone being arrested for vandalism, there is no evidence of any wrong doing at all.

They are spreading propaganda and lies in an attempt to cover up Trump’s awful reapair job.

Sad.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@MJTruthUltra So how did they evade the live cameras? Are all you MAGAs this stupid?

[たまやん2nd @tamayan2nd]

刃牙を知らない人に勘違いしないで欲しいのが、「トランプだからやった」のではなく、この作品では歴代アメリカ合衆国大統領も日本の総理も等しく範馬勇次郎に敗北を宣言しているんだよね。
国家すら勝てない地上最強の生物という演出なのよ。

[Cyy (COMMS CLOSED) @cyynapse]

posting a sonic.exe edit of a US soldier then immediately surrendering is the funniest shit ever

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: “Just go to college. It’s an investment.”
ME: “College costs $100,000 now.”
BOOMER: “So take out a loan.”
ME: “Student loan rates are 8%. I’ll pay $200,000 total.”
BOOMER: “I paid for college with a summer job.”
ME: “How much did it cost?”
BOOMER: “$3,000.”
ME: “Minimum wage was $1.60. You worked 2,000 hours for college.”
ME: “Minimum wage is $7.25. I’d need to work 13,800 hours.”
BOOMER: “You should’ve chosen a better major.”
ME: “Even nursing graduates have $80,000 in debt.”
BOOMER: “Well I didn’t have these problems.”
ME: “Because college didn’t bankrupt your generation.”
BOOMER: silent

[Dl @WarTrigger1988]

@36_cia7 @GOP__Ls Wasting time posting no one gives af what you think get more hobbies loser lol

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Nearly 5,000 measles cases have been recorded under Trump, more than the last four years combined.

94% of patients were unvaccinated.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

Hydrogen peroxide is used as paint remover.
It will remove even a $15m paint job.

Follow me for more advanced science tips.
https://t.co/gYQCV13ML2

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump is reportedly considering a $24 billion transfer to Iran in a last-ditch effort to secure a peace deal.