Bruce Bird

Authentic model airplane and warbirds enthusiast. Original manufacturers blueprints available for Spitfire, Mosquito, Hurricane, Lancaster, FW-190

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Hey- everybody — watch this. — every redneck crop duster's last words.

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Build lightness in. — Alberto Santos-Dumont

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You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. — Marty Caidi

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Engine Failure: A condition which occurs when all fuel tanks mysteriously become filled with air.

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If God wanted us to fly- He would have given us tickets — Mel Brooks

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Pilot: Number 3 engine missing. Mechanic: Engine found on right wing after brief search

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In a balloon- you can decide only when to start- and usually when to stop. The rest is left entirely to nature.— William Pene du Bois-

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My heart still leaps when I see a tiny two-seater plane soaring gracefully through the sky. — William A. 'Pat' Patterson- CEO United Airline

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Eagles may soar- but weasels never get sucked into jet air intakes.— Anon

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We have clearance- Clarence. Roger- Roger. What's our vector- Victor?— Cockpit crew in the movie Airplane

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That's not flying- that's just falling with style. — Woody- from the 1996 movie Toy Story-

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Pilot: Electrical governor is broke. Mechanic: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy 'The Fish' Galvans

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The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.— Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel

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I have learnt how it feels to be a bird. I have flown. Yes I have flown. I am still astonished at it- still deeply moved: Le Figaro- 1908

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Flight Reservations decide whether or not you exist. If your information isn't in their database then you simply don't get to go anywhere.

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Pilot: Test f light OK- except auto-land very rough Mechanic: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft

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I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes| — Eddie Rickenbacker, CEO Eastern Airlines

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And this-ladies and gentlemen-is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker|Museum custodian

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Pilot: Radio sounds like a squealing pig Mechanic: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow