Andrew Warbritton

I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri | he/him

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Clemente Almanza @CAlmanza1007]

Mark Daigneault on Jalen Williams and Ajay Mitchell being out: “We have not been an excuse team ever and we’re not going to start now.”

[ThunderND @ThunderND]

The Spurs are the dirtiest team I’ve seen in a long time

[Reagan Harris (OSU Mart) @OKSTMart]

Wemby has done more dirty plays in this playoff than Dorts entire career.

[Kelly Knox @kelly_knox]

bring back the muppet show with grogu as the special guest star and the world will be healed

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Spotted them the first 15 and won by 15.

On the road.

Championship stuff.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Might be the weakest flagrant foul I’ve seen. Congrats internet. You got that weak shit you’ve been begging for.

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

Wemby vs. Caruso

[Boomtown Hoops @BoomtownHoops]

They literally had a team meeting with the refs griping them out after the game...

But yeah, the Thunder are the villains.

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Yup it’s rigged. The league wants the Canadian in mighty Central Oklahoma to prevail over LeBron James and the poor little Los Angeles Lakers.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣😭

[abby @blisstatements]

OBA FEMI RETIRED THAT ABUSING ASS BITCH

WE ARE SO BACK

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

Here's a stat that's about to blow your mind.

In Ring Wrestling Time: 1 hour, 26 minutes total across 7 matches

Ad time: APPROXIMATELY 1 hour and 14 minutes.

12 LESS MINUTES OF ADS THAN WRESTLING.

TKO are genuinely ruining EVERYTHING.

#WrestleMania

[Humble Wrestling @WrestlingHumble]

Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley at WrestleMania 39 went 24 minutes. All the women’s matches combined on Saturday WrestleMania has went under 24 minutes.

Very embarrassing. We’re going backwards.

[the brotherhood of evil lesbians @obiwormkenobi]

there isn't a single song off hot fuss that shouldn't be a defining hit

[Andrew Warbritton @Warbitron_]

We blew it.

[Andrew Warbritton @Warbitron_]

There are more Mizzou fans here than any Braggin’ Rights game. We cannot blow this.

[Ben Frederickson @Ben_Fred]

Watching tonight's Mizzou game after last night's Billikens game should have required a surgeon general's warning

[Aaron Ladd @aaronladdtv]

Anthony Robinson redemption arc