Professor Ward

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

@SailorSuperfan @jpmaloney24 @bst523 And better luck next year to you too #3/10

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Really? Scituate Sailors😂Are they taking a cargo ship to the game? My calculations say they are the titanic, we are the iceburg. #Sunkenship

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Sorry...I'm back. Was working on scientific studies for about a year. Now I'm much more intelligent and hungry for some scientific sports!

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

My hockey haircut is gonna make all my OA #pucksluts wetter than the Greenland Ice Sheet during the Paleolithic Era. #Facts.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

This is bullshit. I've wheeled more gino's and wheeled more #bitches than any of these ugly plugs.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Sorry @tylerpietrzyk09 but your gross flow and ugly face wasn't enough to beat my 3rd period calculations. #GameWinnersOnly #Proactive

[Oliver Ames Hockey @OAPuck]

Pack the barn @ 7:30 tomorrow night if you're tryna see Ben Litwack suplex some little boys from KP 💥

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Yeah I sniff glue, what about it?
Shit makes me #smarter. #JustWardThings

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

@HockomockSports Where am I on this list? Stick to soccer. #wheels. #equations.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Yes, you've probably heard by now, but I've got my first geno at an astonishing velocity. It was truly exceptional.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Sorry North Quincy, your physical play was no match for my untamed velocity. #SpeedInAGivenDirection

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Approximately 106 hours, 34 minutes, 20 seconds until Professor Ward releases his inertia all over Quincy. #Wards3rdLaw

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Beating private schools, laying bodies, and calculating things in my brain. All at once. #JustWardThings.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Nikiciuk almost died, but I used my knowledge of #science to cure that alien fuck. #WardCares.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Yeah, I'm fucking pondering on an equation. So what? I'm a genius and I'll use my knowledge to explore your bitch.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Here is my assistant Michael. He will now be helping me with lab experiments, new discoveries, and #wheeling.

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Fitness test today proved one thing: Once Professor Ward is in motion, he stays in motion. #WardLaws

[Professor Ward @WardProfessor]

Ward's Law of Wheeling: Never put me near your bitch and be depressed and shit when I explore her anatomy.