Ward Sylvester

I can control my dreams

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Saw a roll-e poll-e today

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@holt_kendall Honestly?

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@holt_kendall What

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@holt_kendall Crazy cause I had a dream I was playing soccer last night

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@blakesolarek @holt_kendall Blake favorited his own tweet

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@Jason_Farsaie Definitely just scored

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@Jason_Farsaie Wish we could be out there again

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I hope whoever took my long phone charger fails their exams

[Madison @madisonbosil]

A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:

Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe

Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip

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Fix Cersei’s hair

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@SLAMDuncan0727 Invisibility

[Roxy Palace @RoxyPalace]

No one likes a show off 😂

Wait for it.. https://t.co/9i5bewAsxe

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@holt_kendall Good one

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@holt_kendall @holt_kendall also doesn’t know how to act when Duke loses

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@holt_kendall @holt_kendall says things for attention