Ward 🔶️

UEA 2022

ex-Microsoft ITG Group (Canyon Park DCOPS/Aquantive)

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@Ally_S_Wallace This. I hate aspartame and its in literally everything now, not just drinks. Yogurts, food etc. Even fucking Lucozade, a drink that's supposed to literally glucose and sugar.

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@IAPonomarenko Ironically, Putin and Kim pledged today to "Fight Imperialism". The very definition of Imperialism is "a state policy of extended power by direct acquisition of other territories ". The Irony is so strong that magnetic compasses will be pointing at Moscow than the pole soon.

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@nexta_tv Who keeps 330,000 Euros in cash at home?

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@HelenWebberley I found the Leeds clinic to subscribe to a 1970s notion of gender dysphoria and expect their patients to show up in a Laura Ashley dress, makeup and jewellery.

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@CalltoActivism Well I suppose as he won't be able to play golf in prison, that only leaves the prison gym.

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@VABVOX Believe that's called a "Two for One Deal" 😀

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@GirlGiada I got a follow from an Indonesian supermodel (by the profile pic) called "Nigel". Now Nigel was an identical twin as one of her followers had the same profile pic and her name was "Colin". I often wonder if Colin and Nigel ever found the man of their dreams.

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As someone from a country with the most experience in blowing up dams (The world leader in fact), it's pretty much impossible to blow up a dam with artillery. It's needs a large charge behind the dam or internal detonation, both of which would be Ivan's doing.

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@rmhoffmanauthor @RevDaniel I remember 118 on the Eastside (back around 2008) and was dying.

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@RevDaniel My great X grandfathers, Sir Robert Tyrwhitt's first wife was one of Boleyn's Ladys-In-Waiting and correspondence between the two was used during Anne's trial. Oddly, after he remarried is when it REALLY gets interesting :)

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@RevDaniel I'd have thought the "Rev" part should have been a giveaway really 😀

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@DrJN_SportsMed Wonder if they are referring to something like a PA (Physicans Assistant) like in the US. It would free up a lot of pressure on doctors (and no, not Doctors but might be Torygraph spin)

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@_PeterBlake I strongly advise never trying Poutine in Germany. Germans make gravy so strong its literally inedible to non-Germans. I made this mistake in Aachen with both the Poutine at Fries-Fries and also the Schnitzel later that night.

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Liz Truss flying to Taiwan to give a speech on Tauwan-China relationship. I'm sure nothing to possibly go wrong.

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Conservative Central Office today...

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@Baddiel "You invite me to your place for supper, What are we doing the next day?"

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I think my install of #visualstudio has given up compiling for Lent or something...

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

It’s been reported that russia has recruited Steven Seagal to teach martial arts to its soldiers.
Rumor has it that the Seagal-style running technique will be included in the training.
russian soldiers will now be able to run away from their positions with weird hand motions.

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@johnsonleung @KyivIndependent However The Hague is in The Netherlands, A NATO country, thus triggering Article 5 and a NATO response. At the very least the Russian ship would be at the bottom of the North Sea within an hour

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@FlorenceHRScott Or the klaxon on a WWII u-boat?