Great Warden Melli!

❧ Semi-Daily Melli In-Character Tweets (He/They)
❧ Occasional silly tweets.
❧ For the Diamond Clan's sake.「Author is 18+」

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

The Great Melli is here to bring you a wonderful, amazing day! If you need anything.. well, I might be there. My ward needs my attention a lot more.

❧ Warden Melli "Positivity" Acc
❧ Occasional Shitpost/Silliness
❧ Not PLA Spoiler Free
❧ Mod is 18+

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@angelicharmonia I don't know or care about royalty. Or formulas. Isn't that intruding on water Pokémon habitats? Or is that unimportant?

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

This "Pasio" place sounds absolutely awful. Glad I'll never be there.

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@PsychicShowman It shouldn't have gotten such a boom ... How distasteful!

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@angelicharmonia But it's a fake island. Is there even a Lord or Lady with their Warden overseeing it?

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@FAER1ER1NG ...

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Well that doesn't make sense.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

What does Funky Little Guy imply.

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@WormBoyPiers ...

Sure. Yes. Funky little guys, I couldn't have said it better myself!

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

It's not fair.

If I'm seen as beautiful and remarkable, why are Stunky judged just for their smell? They can control that, you know.

Unlike some people with their attitudes -

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@WormBoyPiers It's true. Just like if someone can't stand a little hint of standards and honesty, they don't deserve a person.

Stunky and Stuntank deserve so much more.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@PosiMallory .. doll?

Like those little wooden Pokémon trinkets?

You think I have the face of a painted, wooden Pokémon children's toy?

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

Please don't call me babygirl- I'm too dazzling for a term that small.

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@PsychicAvery ...
Well! I forgive you, then.
I, the ever clever Warden I am, can't turn down some proper praise. Especially not from someone who respects it.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@Diamond_Leader6 Why are you so baffled by that?

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@PsychicAvery Actually?? I always do!

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@PsychicAvery Of course it is, but only when it's people like us who understand the weight of it.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@keylockeposi Oh pl-ease, it's demeaning.

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@Normie_gurI Teacher? Oh, that's fine. That's! Absolutely fine.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

@PsychicAvery Beautiful Warden, time's envoy, the remarkable Melli- oh anything like that is fine.

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

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My arm still hurts. Why is life so hard for the beautiful...

[Great Warden Melli! @WardenMelli]

Stunky do that happy face when you hold them- they're just brilliant.