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@ywomendeservles To be fair, it was probably dark in the room when it happened.

He saw her in the sunlight and got the hell out of there.

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@FrakMAGA2022 @ClownWorld You're sending out reply after reply talking about everything but the tax, and constantly bringing up Trump in nearly every reply.

So I know this tax is a horrible idea. 🤣

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@WallStreetApes Chemical engineering?

How is this guy not finding a job with a degree in chemical engineering?

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@downbadcomment 5 years later, he's still with the same woman. A little heavier, yeah, but maybe she's cooking him good food.

5 years later, she's racked up a body count and is completely ran through.

But she thinks she's the winner. 🤣

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@bizlet7 When she says "men" she means the Chads. She's 37. Aged out of the carousel, and the guys she used to be able to hop in the sack with have younger, hotter women now.

That's what she's crying about. She could find an average guy today, but that's not what she wants.

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@CoachMikeElder Come on. You know which one she is.

The one on the far right, protecting the snacks.

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@ManOfStxxx Diane Yap posts carefully constructed ragebait. That's her gimmick.

Say the most outlandish shit possible, do it unironically, and actually pretend to believe it.

She actually posted she wanted to be Chad's fleshlight, like that shit was even possible. 🤣

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@victorvic1981 @PlisskenPatriot It's the fact that she's making you wait for something that other men got for little to nothing.

Acting like a simp won't get you any closer, buddy. 🤣

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@downbadcomment "My wife and I were each other's firsts" 🤣

I seriously doubt that, buddy.

She waited until being separated to make a call to the bullpen. I'll bet the guy in question was already hanging around and she seized the opportunity.

It's over. Get the divorce and wrap it up.

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@RealPostFolder Another creative writing exercise. 🤣

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@alphafox They're at the bar every weekend.

"Wife material" women aren't at the bar getting wasted every weekend.

Besides, all they're going to do is try to get free drinks all night. Men have wised up to that game.

Don't be a simp and waste money on those two.

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@BrianAtlas She needs a wife. Seriously.

She has become the man she wants.

I only listened to her for about a minute and knew what the problem was.

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@Breaking57 She's with Francesca, her boyfriend, and Nick.

Who the fuck is Nick? Why is he there?

The closer is already in the game before the starter even showed up.

This guy didn't sign up for a group date. Especially one where his date is 100% going to get smashed by Nick later.

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@LangmanVince Oh, he found the bags of the bargain bin lookalikes too at the end of the aisle. 😁

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@eren_v_ace To be honest, he's a midcarder who overachieved. Upper midcard was supposed to be his ceiling. Hanging around the IC/US title level.

Now that he's on the backside of his career, he's probably at the level he should have been at all along.

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@90sWWE Just rattled it off from memory. Great way to start the morning. 😆

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@ReclaimD1 Physicians ride the carousel too.

I'm pretty sure she has some stories to tell.

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@MemeNonLibs Nope, not cute enough.

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@FoodPleaser I like their breakfast more than their regular food, to be honest.

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@midwestern_ope If you're at a baseball game, yeah.