Warpcode

Web developer specialising in PHP

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@casiotone Eggs benedict, how would you like some egg sauce with your egg?

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@RishiSunak Yes, let's celebrate about prices still rising and families still struggling 😐

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@AutomateYouLife Does it have voice activation?

"wattup homey, clean shit"

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@hibberthometech When Threads enables ActivityPub (which still surge the popularity), it might just be best to leave twitter and go the mastodon route. Or Threads if you want meta to farm even more data

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@ThePrimeagen I'm waiting for them to hopefully activate ActivityPub so I don't have to sell my soul to yet another service.

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@ThePrimeagen You'll just have to switch to PHP and get your lambo

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@BHolmesDev @aarondfrancis @ThePrimeagen I thought PHP stood for Primes Happy Place

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@hibberthometech It's a love triangle, the way she looks at that hamster, you look at her. And the way you look at her, the hamster is looking at you.
That hamster will murder you all out of jealousy

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@hibberthometech Oh no, they've really put their foot in it now

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@geerlingguy One minute it's sunny, the next it's raining, then sunny for a bit, then raining. Definitely bring a coat

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@hibberthometech Does it help with aromatics?

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@hibberthometech And it never occurred to them to just ignore the suggested video. No no no, they decided to click on the video AND comment. 2 extremely avoidable situations for this person.

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@hibberthometech @SwitchBot This is a scam to just get cute animal photos isn't it?

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@hibberthometech That looks far too dry to be a bath

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🤣🤣🤣

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@ThePrimeagen Coda or Dreamweaver 100%

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@willjsteele @sudobunni @ThePrimeagen @teej_dv "finished"

It will never be finished 🤣.

You're now on the journey of forever optimising your workflow. God speed.

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@ramfrancisuk @hibberthometech The hair is extra effort. Considering his affliction

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@dzhamur @ThePrimeagen As a php developer, nice to know I'll still have a job in the future 🤣

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